We broke up because...
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I just couldnt wear those rubber gloves0
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his calves were too intimidating0
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She couldn't come to terms with my love of klompen dancing.0
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I caught him listening to Nickleback0
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He lacks emotional intelligence and isn't affectionate. Has intimacy issues. True story! We broke up last week ...
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i did try, can't say i didn't tryDeltaoutlaw wrote: »She couldn't come to terms with my love of klompen dancing.
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because I played with em too much0
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This best in the world thing...just didn't buy it0
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too many flowers0
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she didnt appreciate my beautiful flowers,0
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today is opposite day... by saying we broke up we really mean we got engaged0
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engagement ring wasnt good enough0
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sex wasnt good enough....
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he wouldn't take his hat off…ever!0
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Because she was in love with someone else, but who??0
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Didnt want me
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Left me in the closet to die....
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I tried to get you to come out you said you liked it in there with the other guys
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We didn't break up! !!! I hope0
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Of course not...it was all a hoax...we never broke up
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Pheeww! I can breath.
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he kept leaving without saying goodbye0
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He never left.... was a constant annoyance with that shrill voice of his0
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I chucked one tantrum...so he threw me out.. 0
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She kept sneaking cake to bed0
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*cake* was what he called the baker
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One does not break up with his Dear Heart -- but why are there crumbs in our bed???
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Errrm I can explain...see there was this ...umm m hang on ...see the cake crumbs ummm
Im innocent ...I didnt put the crumbs there...the poster above you did...ive been framed ...honest honey 0 -
Lies! Lies! Lies!
The Crumbs the cake... she ate everything ( including me) only on the bed... 0
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