We broke up because...

veganstephanie

they couldn't understand why my animals would always be more important than they are.

Alisontheice

I loved the animals but not enough…never enough

Nicospan

Because of her animal instict

deviboy1592

Their was a lot of peanut butter in our apartment, and I'm allergic to peanuts

Alisontheice

He claimed I was trying to kill him with peanuts. Ok I was trying to kill him with peanuts

taco_inspector

He "loved" animals... Just WRONG dude, really??

Alisontheice

he called me a he when I'm really a she. I think he really wanted to be with a he so I left

veganstephanie

hated hearing me scream everytime I saw a spider

ckeilah

Between the 8yo boys claiming to be 38yo women, and Hello Kitty, it was just way too confusing and disturbing. It had to end before it began. Thank god I had a couple of fresh kegs to drown my disturbed mind in...and forget.

Nicospan

He was a fan of Juventus

veganstephanie

could never remember my son just turned 6, not 8.

ckeilah

She kept accusing me of remembering...not remembering...something... I forget.

veganstephanie

Wasn't focused enough

monstalosta

U skipped leg day!!

veganstephanie

didn't like I played candy crush soda saga

kiwiiguy

I loved bacon more than her...

veganstephanie

im vegan and I didn't want him to come near me smelling like bacon

Alisontheice

He called me rude all the time

deviboy1592

I liked the kitty on the left better

LiftingRiot

He called women kittys. They are clearly bunnies. I couldn't deal with it

blondeinnj

He wanted us to experiment with the cowbell

kiwiiguy

because you looked like a snowman

LiftingRiot

He was all calf with no upper body. It was freakish

greco16

He only played one song

Obeah1

She has scaly skin.

slimgirljo15

Kept stealing my underwear

greco16

She had webbed feet

strwbry74

She didn't like ducks....

slimgirljo15

Kept her ducks in our bed

strwbry74

She kept quacking up!