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We broke up because...

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she was a reckless driver and was jealous of my hair.... or lack of
  • sheldak
    sheldak Posts: 5 Member
    He thought my sister was hotter
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She misunderstood... her sister "was" hotter, now, of course, @sheldak , you are hotter.
  • sheldak
    sheldak Posts: 5 Member
    Well yeah!! Lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wanted stan more :'(
  • MegJJ76
    MegJJ76 Posts: 9 Member
    even just his abs alone were hotter than me
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She was crazy and thought slim had abs. Nonsense I tell you. Nonsense. and she thought slim is a man
  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    He wouldn't re-rack his weights! ;)
  • _Megabyt_
    _Megabyt_ Posts: 43 Member
    Curling in the squat rack
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    rdouma73 wrote: »
    He wouldn't re-rack his weights! ;)

    Ohhhhh. Busted

    _Megabyt_ wrote: »
    Curling in the squat rack

    she didn't like where I did my curls
  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    _Megabyt_ wrote: »
    Curling in the squat rack
    OUCH! lol :p

  • RachLovesFit
    RachLovesFit Posts: 73 Member
    I had no tattoos :(
  • _Megabyt_
    _Megabyt_ Posts: 43 Member
    edited April 2015
    rdouma73 wrote: »
    _Megabyt_ wrote: »
    Curling in the squat rack
    OUCH! lol :p

    Lol best I could come up with ;P
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Just too young and sweet for me
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Wouldn't let me eat ice cream in bed
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Always threw me outta bed... to go get her some icecream
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    he never kept the ice cream stocked. Im bulking. Did not support my goals obviously
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    OK, yeah, he's totally like that, always with the "half-truths" -- fo him, using a Swedish Pump on his member is "bulking"...
  • hollie894
    hollie894 Posts: 60 Member
    My moustache is better
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never took the darn sunnies off
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    We are still together, you never break up with your Dear Heart!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He never broke up with his ex, and made sure to let me know she came first!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What !!! No!!! ...first I knew of it...aww honey im sorry ...I dont want to break up... B)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    We broke-up so that we could see other people... Jo has a short list (few hundred); all I've got is some hand lotion and a few tissues. She suggested that I sit on my hand until I lose feeling in that hand, so it's a little less self-abusive.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    edited April 2015
    He thought patting himself on the back will make him propel forward. Even got a propeller installed in the "gap"

    It eventually got too much and I couldn't bear his airplane noises anymore
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Just didn't want me after stan filled him in on the competition. .. :'(
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Her sister was available so took a shot!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Her sister was available so took a shot!
    you too? Awesome!

    He was just too much for me, but at least I got a few interludes in with Jo's Sister, before they left me.

  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    He was always busy with the Sisters....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Uhoh....he kept saying sisters...but there was only one........either crazy or needs glasses ..

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