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We broke up because...

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  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    she got jealous of my imaginary friend Bob
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Found out her "imaginary" friends were real and were coming over for lovin' while I was out
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    yep got busted bobbing down on bob
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She bobbed for bob but not for me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I thought he meant apple bobbling, I was shocked when he took me into the bedroom!
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    found him motorboating the fat homeless guy down the street
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He ignored my very existence!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    We always had communication issues
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She would talk all the time and I was expected to listen without comment.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She never washed her hands after using the bathroom and would dip her fingers into my PB jar
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She had 100 bottles of PB but wouldn't share one!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She wouldn't let me lick the PB off of her
  • Shananigans457
    Shananigans457 Posts: 486 Member
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    He wanted to put PB on me.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    PB was the name of her dog
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He hated animals! His ex made him do kinky things with them.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    we are not breaking up! ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    If we broke up I'm very sorry, I must have been temporarily insane!!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Tried to lend me out to his friends
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    He kept showing up and putting the moves on my women
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    he gave his other women more moves than I got :(

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