We broke up because...

PewterSky

Didn't like all the attention I gave him

Becka4Real

Sent "I heart you" texts every 20 minutes

PewterSky

Sang 'My heart will go on' at the top of her voice every night

Becka4Real

She didn't support my musical aspirations

FabulousFantasticFifty

She sang like Oprah!

Becka4Real

You get a breakup! And you get a breakup!

BigEdge

she insisted on checking my cell phone for messages from other wimmenz

FabulousFantasticFifty

he had many other Wimmenz!
And really couldn't spell that great, that really erked me!

kittyd7015

she cudnt cook

Becka4Real

Would only eat my cooking if the recipe included bacon

kittyd7015

didnt lik bacon

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Spent more time with the Donkey

kittyd7015

didnt like my donkey

Becka4Real

Didn't like animals

BigEdge

liked to french kiss, and i dont do anything french!

kittyd7015

Becka4prez wrote: »

Didn't like animals

i luv animals!!!

Becka4Real

BigEdge wrote: »

liked to french kiss, and i dont do anything french!

Too bad!

MisterZ33

she was running for prez, and i cannot be with someone so dedicated to their polital career.

kittyd7015

took life to serious

MisterZ33

didnt take life serious enough.

kittyd7015

didnt lik da beach

Alisontheice

We had to keep a pet donkey. He was "her child". I couldn't

kittyd7015

wouldnt exersise my pet lol

chimptron

She always wanted me to touch her *kitten*, I mean, her donkey. Wait, which one was it?

kittyd7015

wudnt put clothes on even after swimmin in sea

BigEdge

kept saying "i give up"

kittyd7015

called me a quitter

FabulousFantasticFifty

Steals peoples clothes off the beach when people are swimming! The Donkey is her co conspirator!

Spnneil06

was jealous of me and my donkey clarence!