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We broke up because...
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Wouldnt talk dirty enough.0
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During one evening's interlude, I went to pull her hair, which promptly popped-off into my closing hand... The flashing LEDs and other assorted circuitry of her synthetic intelligence was fully exposed; I found myself disgusted, but suddenly fully understanding of her fascination with the battery-charger in our bedroom.
After that incident, I swore off rechargeable brides and began my search for a compatible, fully organic lover.0 -
Talked way too much but said nothing intelligent.0
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her FICO score was too low0
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His guns…they were too much for me to handle0
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She didn't like that I could skate better than her0
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Was eating too much0
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He had this weird neck obsession. Wouldn't allow me to look at his face. I was sad0
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She kept the air conditioner too high0
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She's a biter- I hate biters!0
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He didn't know the difference between nibbling and biting.0
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Tonydevolani_ wrote: »this is confusing im out of here
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Nibbling shouldn't leave teeth marks!!0
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I don't know why we broke up. He won't talk to me0
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Because they didnt who I was and it was considered stalking0
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He really hated fish, like everything to do with fish it was a bit much0
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She wouldn't let me make lamps shaped like her leg. It would be a grand prize0
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Kept ruining the house while lifting.0
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was not tolerant of my ways. I need freedom0
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He was very timid and could never hear what he was saying. He needed to speak up0
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Made me whisper everything I said into his ear0
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Stole the color from our lives, leaving my world a stark blank slate of white, on which only darkness held meaning0
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Wanted to live in colour. I liked the retro of black and white.0
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Never shaved her legs. They were getting so long she could braid them.0
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because my I shave my leg
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Began shaving his back hair as well... I miss braiding his back hair *sigh*0
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He called me his big momma. Made me feel fat0
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Ria_StayingFit wrote: »He called me his big momma. Made me feel fat
Married some other guy before I could explain that her figure was just as it ought'a be
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Still pees in the bed0
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