We broke up because...

BigEdge

she expected me to sweep - wtf? I dont sweep!!

(smh)

LiftingRiot

He ate constantly and left crumbs everywhere but refused to sweep up his mess.

SugarBabyGirl

He got all irritated when I ate crackers on his side of the bed.

LiftingRiot

First off, she was on my side of the bed. Crackers or not. Mine

BigEdge

..

SugarBabyGirl

He was too inflexible and had too many rules.

BigEdge

she didnt like my 'clothing optional' rules

eva_letsdance

He was always naked

Alisontheice

She liked to stare. Freaked me out

kjm3579

Kept getting freaked out -- I can't help it if "it's" big.

Alisontheice

By "it" he meant the giant mole on his back. It was scary

kjm3579

She wanted to play whack-a-mole -- I was outta there.

ScorpioJack_91

kjm3579 wrote: »

She wanted to play whack-a-mole -- I was outta there.

He wanted to whack my pet mole

Alisontheice

He was whack

wolfruhn

I wish I knew

Alisontheice

I can't talk about it

coreyreichle

She refused to stop doing cardio, and rely only on the teachings of Brodin.

Alisontheice

He went into hiding. Couldn't find him

kbxiii

She gave up too easily..

wolfruhn

we haven't broken up yet

kbxiii

He doesn't take no for an answer!

SuzyQAzureblue

She was always wanting out of relationship

kjm3579

She wouldn't talk to me -- especially about "it"

wolfruhn

we were both after the same gal

SuzyQAzureblue

"It" was always on his mind! Oh but wait "It" was on my mind too.... Why did we break up????

wolfruhn

Cos I think she was after the other guy..

Alisontheice

He wasn't who I thought he was

wolfruhn

Seems like it was never meant to be

SuzyQAzureblue

he was too straight laced

BigEdge

She was into Scientology