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We broke up because...

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  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Did mushrooms and then wanted me to dress like Luigi
  • CoffeeLover1991
    CoffeeLover1991 Posts: 70 Member
    Didn't ever wanted to try new things.
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  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    took too many selfies
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    wouldn't accept that gambling is illegal at Bushwood.....and I never slice! (see what I did there?) :)
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Made plastic explosives into shapes of gophers
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Never kept his shorts on at the beach
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    never took her hat off
  • shipwrekd69
    shipwrekd69 Posts: 9 Member
    My boobs where bigger
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Would steal my toothbrush on a daily basis.... still have no idea what they wanted them for : /
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Seriously, she never brushed her teeth...
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited April 2015
    I didn't because.... I wanted to breathe on you like you did on me every night for 10 years with your breath ;p
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    She has an extra toe
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She doesn't like toes
  • _QueenE_
    _QueenE_ Posts: 459 Member
    Nope.
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    our dogs weren't compatible
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought his dog was better than mine!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She would let the dog sleep in the bed between us -- made intimacy kind of hard....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    He and @Spnneil06 used to have a puppy named "Intimacy" ; weird name for a dog, eh?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    He and @Spnneil06 used to have a puppy named "Intimacy" ; weird name for a dog, eh?
    You'll have to ask @Spnneil06 about the names of our other pets -- she swore me to secrecy when I left
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Everything was always a secret with him. I couldn't tell anyone even what kind of toilet paper we used!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept the toilet paper a secret, told me to "be a man, use your hand"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time we held hands I'd end up with a strange odor! :frowning:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    OK, Eeeew!

    Tell me I'm wrong. That kinda stuff, just eeew!; so I dumped her. it just didn't matter how classically attractive she was... EEEeew!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time I tried to get close he just said "EEEeew!" :cry:
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    She criticized me a lot. I just couldn't take it anymore, she has high standards and I wasn;t good enough :'(
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She was upset that I placed her high on a pedestal. She explained that she felt like a normal person and I should not elevate her to such heights, but I could not resist; so we separated...

    (... how else was I supposed to look up her skirt with my bad back??)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He had a bad back!
    Things just didnt work out if you know what I mean! :tongue:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She gave me a hernia. If you know what I mean
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I didn't know what he meant. I never knew what he meant...

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