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We broke up because...
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standenvernet wrote: »Because she caught a sideways glimpse at the birthdate on my passport the last time we travelled, and she's really not even very good with math
I was quite surprised that you made a fake passport saying you were a 5 year old boy... just so you could get a cheaper seat
<<< his shenanigans 
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determined_ella wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Because she caught a sideways glimpse at the birthdate on my passport the last time we travelled, and she's really not even very good with math
I was quite surprised that you made a fake passport saying you were a 5 year old boy... just so you could get a cheaper seat <<< his shenanigans determined_ella wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Because she caught a sideways glimpse at the birthdate on my passport the last time we travelled, and she's really not even very good with math
I was quite surprised that you made a fake passport saying you were a 5 year old boy... just so you could get a cheaper seat <<< his shenanigans determined_ella wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Because she caught a sideways glimpse at the birthdate on my passport the last time we travelled, and she's really not even very good with math
I was quite surprised that you made a fake passport saying you were a 5 year old boy... just so you could get a cheaper seat <<< his shenanigans
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She told me to fist her0
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I could almost be his Grandma!
Daaang I thought he was 31! 0 -
She doesn't like chocolate.0
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I love chocolate too much0
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Left me for a Hershey Bar!0
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She ate all my candy0
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I caught her burying her last Lover in the backyard! 0
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She hated the flowers I bought her everyday0
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Her red hair was prettier than mine - for Miss Fabulous
She was always bringing flowers and never chocolate - for Cica0 -
Her sister was nice
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How'd you know my sissy was on here? He never showed his face0
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He only wanted to date girls with sisters -- I only have brothers.0
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She said she didnt like cake0
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She had no head0
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I can't ice skate like she can.
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she lied bout her age0
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He dressed like a "man ho".0
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softblondechick wrote: »He dressed like a "man ho".
She was a cat and I was a human0 -
got he and she mixed up and always purred….weird0
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she neva brushed her hair from her face0
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She didn't accept my hair was in my face to hide my lazy eye0
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Didnt want a date at mcdonalds0
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she preferred burger king 0
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determined_ella wrote: »she preferred burger king
She tried to take my Whopper several times0 -
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Hit me when I had accidents in bed.0
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