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We broke up because...

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  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Wouldnt talk dirty enough.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    During one evening's interlude, I went to pull her hair, which promptly popped-off into my closing hand... The flashing LEDs and other assorted circuitry of her synthetic intelligence was fully exposed; I found myself disgusted, but suddenly fully understanding of her fascination with the battery-charger in our bedroom.

    After that incident, I swore off rechargeable brides and began my search for a compatible, fully organic lover.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Talked way too much but said nothing intelligent. ;)
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    her FICO score was too low
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    His guns…they were too much for me to handle
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She didn't like that I could skate better than her
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    Was eating too much ;)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He had this weird neck obsession. Wouldn't allow me to look at his face. I was sad
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She kept the air conditioner too high
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    She's a biter- I hate biters!
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He didn't know the difference between nibbling and biting.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    Tonydevolani_ wrote: »
    this is confusing im out of here
    He liked Hello Kitty and I liked Batman
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    Nibbling shouldn't leave teeth marks!!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I don't know why we broke up. He won't talk to me
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
    Because they didnt who I was and it was considered stalking
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    akiba254 wrote: »
    Because they didnt who I was and it was considered stalking

    He wanted to go fishing every *kitten* day
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He really hated fish, like everything to do with fish it was a bit much
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She wouldn't let me make lamps shaped like her leg. It would be a grand prize
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Kept ruining the house while lifting.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    edited April 2015
    was not tolerant of my ways. I need freedom
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was very timid and could never hear what he was saying. He needed to speak up
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Made me whisper everything I said into his ear
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Stole the color from our lives, leaving my world a stark blank slate of white, on which only darkness held meaning
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Wanted to live in colour. I liked the retro of black and white.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Never shaved her legs. They were getting so long she could braid them.
  • falcon68gt
    falcon68gt Posts: 427 Member
    because my I shave my leg
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Began shaving his back hair as well... I miss braiding his back hair *sigh*
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He called me his big momma. Made me feel fat
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Ria_StayingFit wrote: »
    He called me his big momma. Made me feel fat
    well, that wasn't the intention -- "big" referred to specific part(s)

    Married some other guy before I could explain that her figure was just as it ought'a be

  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    Still pees in the bed

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