We broke up because...
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She burnt the toast0
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He didn't like my waffles0
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Couldn't cook anything but waffles0
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Said I was a terrible cook just because I didn't put a pound of butter on his waffle. Broke my heart!0
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she ran out of lollipops0
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I only had grape lollipops, weren't good enough for her.0
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she had green grape lollipops, not the delicious purple ones0
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he loved another
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she was too vanilla0
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She thought I was boring!0
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He was clueless!0
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He belonged to another0
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She seduced every living thing around us. I never felt secure.0
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she was insecure.0
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He refused to sit through an episode of The IT Crowd0
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I wasn't in the "it" crowd! Not cool enough0
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She was with the wrong crowd0
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He insisted on wearing 3 layers of clothes to bed, including socks and gloves.0
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She kept the house so cold I had to sleep with socks & gloves on0
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you sleep with socks on?! omg! thats appalling and awful, needless to say, were over0
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She found someone stronger to open her lollie pops0
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She told me she had 3 boobs0
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he couldnt count to two0
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she never taught her students how to count to two0
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he signed up for my class, cant date my students so we had to end it,0
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She said she couldn't teach me anything0
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WE BROKE UP?!? Already? 0
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Snores0
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He snored. Even when awake. I think it was a passive aggressive preemptive move so he wouldn't have to end it.0
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