We broke up because...

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  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    ckeilah wrote: »
    He snored. Even when awake. I think it was a passive aggressive preemptive move so he wouldn't have to end it.
    To many arguments about the best beer.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    kinda "sent me that message"... y'know the "you should really just leave now" message... so I left

    (the old pooped on my toothbrush thing, again!)
  • Deltaoutlaw
    Deltaoutlaw Posts: 350 Member
    His arms were bigger than mine.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he kept comparing his arms to everyone else and then crying because his were always smaller
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    I was afraid we might be cousins
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Helped @Deltaoutlaw to measure his UPPER arem when comparing to other men's arm measurements... She's sweet and helpful like that
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    It was getting complicated. I'm a simple person
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    It's complicated, he didn't get that
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    refused to keep things simple
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Break up ...no way....im wrapping myself around your leg.....*walks away dragging me on the floor * :#
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
    She was wrapped up in her last relationship
  • nb23613
    nb23613 Posts: 36 Member
    Kept trying to talk me out of adopting the stray cat outside my condo....heeeere kitty kitty kitty hahaha. She was definitely the responsible one in the relationship.
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    You were indecisive
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    Was to hot to handle
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    She couldn't handle my heat :D
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    Was too sickenly sweet! ;)
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    She kept drinking my wort, never realizing the zymological magic yet to come.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Thought he was a wizard. Turns out he just read too many Harry Potter books.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He loved that phone more than me ..
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Well, it's not so much of a break-up; more of a "I lost her" -- after years and years of playing together, I lost her in a crowd at the local shopping mall. It wasn't until I was mourning my loss hat I realized that I had not spent enough time looking at her face, but instead had busied myself elsewhere. Where'd'ya go Jo baby?
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He gave up too easily
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    We would always play hide and seek, but she would never seen me out.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He was way too close with his mother and it creeped me out!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He was born in 1592....it was time to say goodbye
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She always corrected me when saying her name, Its not Alison the ice, it's Alis on the ice. That shiiit got confusing after a while
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    He thought I was an alien
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She is an alien
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Too easily confused...
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Well, it's not so much of a break-up; more of a "I lost her" -- after years and years of playing together, I lost her in a crowd at the local shopping mall. It wasn't until I was mourning my loss hat I realized that I had not spent enough time looking at her face, but instead had busied myself elsewhere. Where'd'ya go Jo baby?
    :'(:'(:'(:'( .....Im here....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    because I offered her an opportunity for a "Resident Alien" US visa, but that was still too close for her; stating that she'd rather live in a different country...
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Still confused him with Wendal clark

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