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Shuddup

Oh lawdy lawdy

Yeah, alcohol is a killer. 200 calories in one bottle of Angry Orchard.

Look like my daughters stepmother, and you have a happy smile

False, short tongue here. I've never swam with dolphins.

har har har ;)

Love teh hummus

Ooh I agree. :) I hide veggies in salsa for my kids sometimes, and I also like it on plain chicken. >:D

My dad will walk in front of me at the store and start giggling as I walk into some mysterious foul odor. >.>

False! I've never surfed!

I was diagnosed when I was 16 but the doctor believes I have always had it, my parents just didn't know the signs. It's very difficult to deal with not just because of the attention deficit part, but because I'm also compulsive and have a hard time focusing on what I SHOULD be doing and not what I WANT to be doing. But I'm…

In Florida there was a thrift shop that had a huge section filled with "As Seen On TV" stuff...I got that hair remover where you rub this sandpapery thing on you and the hair is supposed to come off easily. Doesn't work very well. hahah

True. I've never gone out of the country.

Yeah but that's you. What you think and like is not the same as everyone else. Plus, this is a casual place.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

hahahah

Yeah.

Mona Lisa Smile! Love that movie. It also has Good Will Hunting, Captain America, Thor...

Only one I have... That is when it was healing but I like the picture :p

Schindler's List is one of them. An American Crime...

When my Dad goes off about Republicans (every day) and calls them corporate *kitten* (every day) and then goes on about how he really got them good by bashing them on yahoo news (every day). Oh, and the fact that he can only see Republicans as baaaaad and I can't even put the idea in his head that, ya'know, not every…

Neverending Story, Catch Me If You Can, The Departed, Natural Born Killers, Step Brothers, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (frigging awesome), Prometheus, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Battleship, Inception, Good Will Hunting, Gladiator, We Bought a Zoo, Contagion, Saving Private Ryan, The Green Mile, Pulp…

Stomach and thighs

I don't know, but my 4 year old told me she wants to sell tractors. .......

Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!

:smokin:

Munchies :/

Yay :D

My daughters names are Kai and Kalani. :3 If I had a boy I was interested in the name Rhys.

:/ Me too. I stopped logging in for a while, changed my profile, and now I feel like a noob.