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mystery fart in a crowd...

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
edited January 18 in Chit-Chat
why does the nearest fat guy always get the blame...

not that I'm complaining, it's why i kept firing them off next to my BIL while in line at Disney World this past week...

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  • napkinpoem
    napkinpoem Posts: 38
    My dad will walk in front of me at the store and start giggling as I walk into some mysterious foul odor. >.>
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    shameless bump.
  • Fat_Jimi
    Fat_Jimi Posts: 81
    what can I say, in my case I cop the blame becasue I have form for my cronic farts in hte past
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
    lmao
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I'll posit a theory; People assume fat guys are fat because they eat a lot, therefore they have more cause to have gas.
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    I think maybe people think fat guys don't shower and they get crusty down there....so any air passing by is gonna be tainted. Tainted I said.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    This is one reason I'm glad I'm a girl. Nobody ever thinks it's me.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    So, my kid asks me to read her a book the other night.
    EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRMYYYYYYYGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD
    BARF
    She let one rip, it was silent
    I thought I was gonna die
    So its not just heavy ppl that get the blame...
    My kid ate McDonald's Chicken Nuggets
    ....And that ish was RRRRRIIIIIIPE!
    Prolly just one of the reason's I don't eat there any more, just one of the reasons, I say
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    This is one reason I'm glad I'm a girl. Nobody ever thinks it's me.

    Not true. I totally thought it was you the other day, but I didn't want to embarass you. So I let the fat guy with the crusty taint take the blame.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    I think maybe people think fat guys don't shower and they get crusty down there....so any air passing by is gonna be tainted. Tainted I said.
    You said tainted.
  • xF7x
    xF7x Posts: 143
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