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Tabouleh Bulgar Wheat Cucumber Mint and Parsley Grape tomatoes Red onion Green peppers Lemon Juice ^ Pretty tasty Fiesta Chicken Salad Iceberg lettuce Tomatoes Chicken Breast Tortilla Strips Jalepenos (if you're brave) Ken's light ranch Salsa

Lady bug in my O'Charley's salad A frog leg in an Applebee's salad (and I'm not sure if I ate the rest of it or the poor thing was dismembered) Maggots in a pork chop from Food Lion A bolt from a pizza cutter in my pizza (free pizza!!!)

I cook delicious food that's healthy. And I watch much more food porn.

I love my man and he's fuzzy :) Beard and arm and leg hair, chest hair :love: He's nice so he trims up his man bits too.

1.) You'll retain water like a bucket 2.) You'll retain all the calories from whatever you eat afterward until your metabolism can recover 3.) You need to stop being so snippy with people I get it, you want a cleanse. If you want to cleanse, do what you do to normally clean things: A little bit of lemon juice, a little bit…

Chia seeds maybe. They help keep me going :)

*rollseyes* Don't listen to this. Eat your exercise calories. It's hard as *kitten* to burn 1750 calories a day, not to mention impossible to retain muscle mass. It was probably water. Sorry to bust your bubble.

Think of your body as an engine and food as gas. You're trying to run a Hummer on a prius's worth of gas. In order to get to the finish line, you need to eat more. The NET amount you should eat is 1,200. If you want to be a model, take a diet from a model. http://www.livestrong.com/article/90010-heidi-klum-diet/ <---- That…

I was prescribed it when I was diagnosed with PCOS. I took it for a month and lost 30 lbs but only because I couldn't even stomach the smell of food (working in a coffee shop didn't help either). I had to go off it. I'm down 70 lbs now and my PCOS is much better. My testosterone levels are normal and I'm no longer…

My grandmother says she can snap me like a twig. I'm still over 300lbs. :laugh:

No one gets between me and my man, my God, and my video games. HOLLA.

Maybe instead of losing the last 10-20 lbs, start lifting :) You'll look better at a higher weight.

I did cook the quinoa. Make sure it's pretty dry so everything sticks together. I know they refridgerate okay. Not sure about freezing! I popped mine in the fridge between layers of paper towels in a tupperware and they were still good today, a little fragile, but microwaved just fine :)

Maybe he's looking for something more in the bedroom. Start with open communication about how you feel. Tell him you're hurt but if you want to move on from here: You can try watching porn that he likes together. Pick up some tips and try them out :smile: Why don't you host your own webcam show just for him. Separate…

I kind of noticed this too. Not that they stick out more but more like I get colder, easier, and well... :embarassed:

Well I started on the machines and worked my way over to do some bicep curls with a 10lb weight. Then realized it was too light and went for 15..too heavy...settled for 3 sets of 21s at 12.5 but the whole time there were two...well...chavs staring and laughing. :embarassed:

I go in after a 40-45 minute cardio warm up...no make up, sweaty, face all flustered and hair a mess :/

I bet my current boyfriend on there on accident! Nothing like quoting "How I Met Your Mother" to strike up a conversation. First we talked and were friends and then....well... :love:

They clearly inverted the yes and no on this photo.

I want to finally go to a bar with friends and be the cute one. :ohwell: A pretty face and wonderful sense of humor won't get you anywhere these days....

My boyfriend couldn't tell the difference. He had no idea there was zucchini in it (he thought they were the green onions) and that I used ground turkey :laugh: That gratin looks so yummy! I might need to add that to my quinoa recipes!

YES!

It's just a low calorie shake. I would suggest maybe carnation instant breakfast if you're on the run. Or maybe Glucerna? It should keep your blood sugar stable so you don't crash and get hungry after a few hours.

The best option: After the date, by about an hour, send the girl a text saying you had fun and would like to do it again. It's non-confrontational, it won't send her packing, and if anything it will reinforce that you like her. Hopefully she'll head to bed thinking about what to do with you next :wink:

I love this man.

I love how this guy is threading breast cancer posts through a topic about chips. LMAO.

sine b/ tangent b = cosine b (aka cos b = Cosby)

Thanks :D I love that one!