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Why would that be a reason to break up?

true I dont have a passport

false I been married before

I have to admit,I have better in-laws than my wife.

Who??????

unfair...now I have that Partridge family tune (I Think I Love You) rolling in my head. How about The Cowsills, "Hair"? I always enjoyed that one...

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Girls with freckles make my knees go weak....

Trying to catch up on homework after cleaning up a computer virus.

Roger Water's Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking

How about thinking my wife is right behind me, stopping short while reaching back... to grop an older female stranger.

Belgium Sheppard, followed by Husky or Malamute.

Hampton

Only on your spouse. (DAMN @gsager beat me too it!) Seriously, you did some major weight drop. 15 chips? I find it hard to stop at one bag. If you can't stop at 15, sing out to your friends here and at home aboout helping you resist eating more.

My high school sweetheart was a year ahead of me and two weeks after her HS graduation, out of the blue, announced she was going into the Army and was leaving for basic training in a week. If that doesn't count as a breakup, she did come back from leave after basic and MOS school to let me know she was 'married' to another…

Let me try that again.I would be very unhappy if someone my age was dating my daughter! Whenever I meet her new boyfriends, I always pull them aside and warn them I would have no problem going back to prison for 10 years if the do something to hurt her.

<doing a wave>

On a women, I am sort of partial to a t-shirt and panties.

As far as giving women random compliments: 1) I am married 2) I love my wife (25 years in September) 3) I love women 4) As an artist/photographer... most look better clothed 5) As a photographer, I love photographs... which may induce me to fire off a compliment. 6) I have never and will never send a suggestive photo of…

what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

Baldness? ... too many u-turns under the sheets... At 55 I still have a full head of hair, thinning yes, but no bald spots. I always feel like I want to shave my head, but unfortunately, psoriasis is an issue, and my wife, has asked me very nicely not to do so.

Are you kidding? I would be floating in the air... Then, like @rockangel8907 said... someone my child's age would be someone who I would resent if it was MY child was dating a 'me'.

I can be blunt, use precise words, never worry about what people think, always ask who 'they' are when it comes to a 'They say...' statements, same with cliches, (what exactly does that mean). I like to tell the worst jokes (past, present and future were called to a meeting... it was very tense). My wife who will admit my…

I never ever thought thigh gap was a problem, an issue or a sign of attractiveness/unattractiveness.

I listen to my own music most of the time. The YMCA I go to has 5 mounted TVs and 2 of them are tuned to food programs (Travel and the Food Channel). Real inspiration!!!

Love the post! Guilty as charged!!!

I too am on everyday. Please feel free to add me (anyone).

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When I was really into weight lifting, I skipped cardio. My doctor basiically told me that I could be the strongest manin the room but still die of a heart attack while climbing stairs.

Wow, what does your dad think? My wife is three years younger but my 1st was ten years older.