How to flirt on MFP

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  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I wish I knew how to paste .gif's in here cuz I'd put one of someone laughing hysterically right here.

    For now, this is the best I can do...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    this guy's got game lol

    mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!

    Never reference God. How do you know she's not atheist?

    i follow it up with a line like i don't even believe in god but you just changed my mind ;)
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    simple... puppies.

    works in real life, works on the interwebz.

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    This does not always work. Not every woman is an animal lover. I like animals well enough, but crazy pet people are a little, well..crazy! I notice that people with lot of pets often don't have many human friends and that is worriesome..

    puppies work on me...
  • luckymonkey1966
    luckymonkey1966 Posts: 7
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    MY GOD how do dead puppies get the ladies hot ... seek counseling friend.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Oh lawd!
  • luckymonkey1966
    luckymonkey1966 Posts: 7
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    Sadly, the creepers I get seem to be 10 plus years older than myself, married or in a relationship, and messaging my inbox about my hair/eyes/pics (insert random compliment about my physical self here). When you call them on their ****, they backpeddle and say "I didn't mean it that way..jeez, can't you take a compliment?". Make no mistake boys. We know there is an agenda behind those "compliments". If you want to flirt, be direct. Just ask "are you single" or something like that. Oh, and a note to the attached men. It is never appropriate to send random women online random compliments about their body and expect us to think it's "JUST A COMPLIMENT" come on now. Would your wife/gf be OK with you sending random compliments about some strange girls *kitten* online? How would YOu feel if she was doing the same to random guys online. Would you think it's "and innocent compliment"?
    WOW! angry much? I do like your pics tho they make me want to "lope the mule" and yes my wife is ok with me saying so because she wants to "flip your burger" so what would your bitter tirade look like to swingers that just want to have some fun without the stick in the muds?

    I am far from a stick in the mud. If you and your wife are swingers and are interested, how about messaging something like "My wife and I think you're very hot/pretty/sexy and were wondering if you participate in those sort of thing?" I would NOT be offended by this, and would probably reply "Flattered, but that's not my thing, good luck to you though"!

    No, what gets me is the sneaky ones, who try to pretend it's innocent when you know it's not.
    Oh, you've been hurt. I see the pain in your responses. We've all been there. no offense, I'm not your enemy and I wish you eventual healing and happiness.
  • av8artist
    av8artist Posts: 46
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    As far as giving women random compliments:

    1) I am married
    2) I love my wife (25 years in September)
    3) I love women
    4) As an artist/photographer... most look better clothed
    5) As a photographer, I love photographs... which may induce me to fire off a compliment.
    6) I have never and will never send a suggestive photo of anything attached to my body, to anyone, not even a sext to my wife.
    7) I do like to flirt, and try not to express anything misleading.
    8) My wife DOES understand me :-)
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    I'm a terrible flirt...and not terrible as in I do it all it time...terrible as in I suck
  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
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    When you call them on their ****, they backpeddle and say "I didn't mean it that way..jeez, can't you take a compliment?". Make no mistake boys. We know there is an agenda behind those "compliments"

    Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.
  • cschiff
    cschiff Posts: 209 Member
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"


    "How YOY doin?" like Matt LeBlanc in Friends? Hahah FAVORITE SHOW !
  • cschiff
    cschiff Posts: 209 Member
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"


    "How YOY doin?" like Matt LeBlanc in Friends? Hahah FAVORITE SHOW !


    I wish I had spelled "YOU" correctly!! Hahah gosh I think I need more coffee..... :)
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    my favorite pick up line

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    does this smell like chloroform?
  • luckymonkey1966
    luckymonkey1966 Posts: 7
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    Sadly, the creepers I get seem to be 10 plus years older than myself, married or in a relationship, and messaging my inbox about my hair/eyes/pics (insert random compliment about my physical self here). When you call them on their ****, they backpeddle and say "I didn't mean it that way..jeez, can't you take a compliment?". Make no mistake boys. We know there is an agenda behind those "compliments". If you want to flirt, be direct. Just ask "are you single" or something like that. Oh, and a note to the attached men. It is never appropriate to send random women online random compliments about their body and expect us to think it's "JUST A COMPLIMENT" come on now. Would your wife/gf be OK with you sending random compliments about some strange girls *kitten* online? How would YOu feel if she was doing the same to random guys online. Would you think it's "and innocent compliment"?
    WOW! angry much? I do like your pics tho they make me want to "lope the mule" and yes my wife is ok with me saying so because she wants to "flip your burger" so what would your bitter tirade look like to swingers that just want to have some fun without the stick in the muds?

    I am far from a stick in the mud. If you and your wife are swingers and are interested, how about messaging something like "My wife and I think you're very hot/pretty/sexy and were wondering if you participate in those sort of thing?" I would NOT be offended by this, and would probably reply "Flattered, but that's not my thing, good luck to you though"!

    No, what gets me is the sneaky ones, who try to pretend it's innocent when you know it's not.
    Oh, you've been hurt. I see the pain in your responses. We've all been there. no offense, I'm not your enemy and I wish you eventual healing and happiness.

    OH heck we've all been "hurt". No, my comments stem from frustration and intolerance..haha! Sick of my inbox being bombarded with assinine comments from men my dad/grandpa's age hoping to get some stroke material on the side. That's what porn is for.
    lol@ stroke material.. I try to veil my masturbatory references with thin metaphors like "getting a dishonorable discharge" "rolling the midnight dice" "loping the mule" "punching the clown" "slappin the soldier" etc. I'll remember when I massage .... err ... I mean messege you to be more coy in my whittling of you down. ;))
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    Yeah you really need to stop sending me those.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    I'm a terrible flirt...and not terrible as in I do it all it time...terrible as in I suck

    The fact that you as you say "suck" makes you a pro at flirting!

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