How to flirt on MFP

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  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
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  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
    I'll take 100% of what you got.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    As far as giving women random compliments:

    1) I am married
    2) I love my wife (25 years in September)
    3) I love women
    4) As an artist/photographer... most look better clothed
    5) As a photographer, I love photographs... which may induce me to fire off a compliment.
    6) I have never and will never send a suggestive photo of anything attached to my body, to anyone, not even a sext to my wife.
    7) I do like to flirt, and try not to express anything misleading.
    8) My wife DOES understand me :-)

    I love how you list that you are married and then later you list that you love your wife. Distinctions are so very important.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    I'm a terrible flirt...and not terrible as in I do it all it time...terrible as in I suck

    The fact that you as you say "suck" makes you a pro at flirting!

    its all in the phrasing :blushing:
  • SarahBeth0625
    SarahBeth0625 Posts: 685 Member
    Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.

    This is true! Tell my husband that.
  • jernayde
    jernayde Posts: 2 Member
    Hi All,

    i'm doing a uni project on my fitness pal and similar applications, would be great if a few of you users could answer my very short survey. Thanks!

    http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RP9MYPY
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.

    this thread just picked up again! ^^ That works!

    (refilling my popcorn now)

    make sure you log all this popcorn in your food diary...I mean that is what MFP is for right..... :noway:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.

    ♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪

    EARWORM!
  • luckymonkey1966
    luckymonkey1966 Posts: 7
    Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.

    This is true! Tell my husband that.
    HEY now! don't hate on your man unless you're lying next to me in bed.... ;))
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.

    ♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪

    EARWORM!

    damn you :tongue:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.

    ^Would bang
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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    ah, the birth of internet flirting: A/S/L
    Except my time was even BEFORE webcams existed. LOL.

    Sadly me too. Groups. That was the way back then.... Newsgroups. Actually, I predate that with the old dial-up bulletin boards. *old*

    Yay! I don't feel so alone now...haha...
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.

    ^Would bang


    ^^Mcbwhitney.....are you training to be a gargoyle? Looks like you got the perching thing down :P
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

    Apparently not needed with the introduction of webcams...lol...
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

    LMAO. I still ask this question. It's important to know so I can build a proper scene in my mind...........before I molest you in my thoughts.

    #dontbeafraid
  • FallingInLoveWithMe
    FallingInLoveWithMe Posts: 92 Member
    wow this thread is so not what i expected
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.


    :sad: you get trouser snakes, geeze I always end up getting trouser worms. I am going to go sit in the corner and cry now.
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    If you want to be flirted with on here - show 'em your boobs. Or your butt. This works in real-life as well. :smile:

    Nope if you post pictures of your booty on mfp the mods get cranky and send you nice little emails explaining how doing so is against the rules.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...

    You should be able to keep up by now..
  • _CowgirlUp_
    _CowgirlUp_ Posts: 585 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I wish I knew how to paste .gif's in here cuz I'd put one of someone laughing hysterically right here.

    For now, this is the best I can do...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!

    You did great! I even trolled your profile a little... :blushing:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    Try irc and/or usenet. I've been trolling for Internet poon for over 20 years now. :bigsmile:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )

    It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )

    And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you. :heart:

    I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.

    Without the underwear is an entirely different story. :wink:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Aren't you sweet. Bless your heart.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.

    How YOU doin'?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin

    How did you find me before I made a post in here? Is it that obvious?????
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,

    Animal lovers who have cute puppies
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    Well dressed men
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    Men not afraid to get dirty
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    and Men in Kilts
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    As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.

    your welcome

    And this is why I like to creep on Ben..err...I mean...be friends with him..yeah..that's it...:tongue::flowerforyou:
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    wow this thread is so not what i expected

    Must be new to the chit chat board
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird

    That's my game. Once they stop laughing, the pity factor sets in, and they're all like, "I'm so sorry I laughed, what can I do to make it up to you."

    Small wang? Don't care, had pity sex. :laugh:

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