How to flirt on MFP
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It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
I read date/rate as date rape
Not sure if need glasses or freudian slip
I did too! I thought, 'I knew there was a reason I didn't bother with those threads...'0 -
Have a bunch of pictures of you with your daughters in your profile. That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.0
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Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
Funny, coming from the guy who hasn't had a woman since his momma had him.0 -
Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
Okay so I've done that... now what?0 -
It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?
Girl you must be crazy.
Now listen if a big, fat man puts you in a sack in the middle of the night don't worry. I've told Santa I want you for Christmas...0 -
Wait... People flirt on MFP???0
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Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.0
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So I've been reading in another thread how a lot of people don't know how to flirt and can't spot when they're being flirted with, and I figured we needed some helpful pointers from the MFP community so no one is left out or remains clueless any longer.
How does one go about flirting? How can they tell if someone is flirting with them? Share your tips & suggestions!
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It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?
Girl you must be crazy.
Now listen if a big, fat man puts you in a sack in the middle of the night don't worry. I've told Santa I want you for Christmas...
Lel.
No refund bro.
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I hate to waste a good gif:
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That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.
I prefer to stick with a saddle, can of motor oil, and a weed whacker.0 -
Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.
this thread just picked up again! ^^ That works!
(refilling my popcorn now)0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
You can't tell me what to do.
Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?
^^THIS is how it's done!0 -
Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.
^^^ This... because my boobs are about the only thing I have going for myself.... :laugh:
Plus... what guy does not like boobs???0 -
I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...
It's like fishing, you throw your bait out there in the lake, and see which fish come by for a nibble. You probably won't see a lot of response, so you just sit back and drink beer. Eventually, you wil lcome across someone desperate enough to take the hook.0 -
Lel.
No refund bro.
Daaaaamn. Hey, if you worked for UPS I'd gladly let you handle my package....
(ps: in all seriousness, you are gorgeous lady. If you drink Singha beer as well you are probably perfect0 -
never believe it what is he saying, its just a bull**** and lie anyway.0
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Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,
Animal lovers who have cute puppies
Well dressed men
Men not afraid to get dirty
and Men in Kilts
As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.
your welcome0 -
You only need to know 4 phrases:
"9" (or 10)
"ONS"
"Hot"
"How YOU Doin'?"
Ha Ha Ha!! This is hilarious!!0
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