How to flirt on MFP
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Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin0 -
how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"
flirt with people in real life, not online.0 -
I disagree
Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.
I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.
Then I checked the usernames...
That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.0 -
"How YOU Doin'?"
^^ this! :laugh:0 -
I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!
Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.0 -
how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"
flirt with people in real life, not online.
I think you have missed the whole point of MFP.......Get with the program Mr.!0 -
I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
I just spit out my water all over my desk. Hilarious!0 -
I disagree
Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.
I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.
Then I checked the usernames...
That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.0 -
how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"
flirt with people in real life, not online.
LOL0 -
Two words "Would Bang"0
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I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!
Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.
LMAO...too funny. Sad my first post on this site was an "LOL".....bahahaha0 -
I disagree
Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.
I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.
Then I checked the usernames...
That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
I'd take it but I'm more of a Bellykeg McWonkyface.0 -
I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
I just spit out my water all over my desk. Hilarious!
<----This...Classic Flirting...She Spits!0 -
"How YOU Doin'?"
^^ this! :laugh:
ya..that ^^ works both ways...!0 -
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?
Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
My husband was mega-respectful and polite and all "I'm a super chivalrous dude" ... and I totally banged him ASAP. Then we were like, total BFFs until one day when I said, "You think we should get married?" and he was all, "whatever you want." (because he's polite)... so yeah, I mean, smart, sexy, confident women do love that schlitz.0 -
Send a simple message to their inbox... "Spit or swallow". See what happens from there.0
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Ha ha! And they can always read your profile page! If that doesn't "wow" them nothing will! :bigsmile:I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice0 -
I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...
The good old Barstool Surprise...0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
He's not too subtle is he?0
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