How to flirt on MFP

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  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Chivalrous...that is the name of those knows I saw on late night television right after the informercial for that stuff Extenze!
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    would bang.

    ONS

    I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Gentlemen?? Chivalry?? Im not sure I have seen these things (especially together) in my life... just sayin!! :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P
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    Says..... Keith, 48, M lives in his mothers basement in UT. :laugh:
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    Keith.Is.My.Brother. Snooty British!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Pfft.
    That doesn't work.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    would bang.

    ONS

    I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"

    One night stand...
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    Who really ever knows on here, I just send a genitalia photo with my friend requests and hope for the best.....
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!

    ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:

    Then I love you
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy

    Are you saying you will on October 10th? Because I can book my flight now ;)
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.

    Not at all!!! A guy who possesses these qualities are actually THE SEXIESTin my books! :bigsmile:

    Looks fade with time.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    MFP has really helped me flirt in real life. I now walk up to random strangers in the grocery store and blurt out "One Night Stand" or "Date"
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy
    WUT DO U LYKE ON UR SWEET PERTATERZ?


    I LUV RANCH OR KATCHUP. WUT BOUT U?
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"
    Lmao! ^^^this
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
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    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Pfft.
    That doesn't work.

    maybe it doesnt work on the right girls who are not looking for something meaningful but instead are interested in superficial and material things?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.

    Reported... :bigsmile:

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