How to flirt on MFP
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Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird
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You're gonna learn today... Came here for the lessons ;-))0
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Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
damn - that's big!0 -
how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"
flirt with people in real life, not online.
Would pat head and tell his momma what he was tryin' to be up to.0 -
Tell women that you're a nice guy and post pictures of your fat bearded face wearing a fedora. Being such a nice guy means you are always trampled on by sluts and *kitten* who ought to be shaving their legs. And they owe you sex.0
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Two words "Would Bang"
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In Soviet Russia, the MFP flirts on YOU!0
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I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
It's the case of the missing BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...
The good old Barstool Surprise...
You got to watch those camera angles.
They will get you every time: http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Camera-angle-9.jpg
Camera angles are my best friend. IRL, I like to call my face The Bonercrusher0 -
Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird
:huh: : Oh bless you!
Hung like a Hummingbird... Big Laughs...! :laugh:0 -
Tell women that you're a nice guy and post pictures of your fat bearded face wearing a fedora.
How dare you sir!
How very dare you!0 -
What is needed is an offline class in understanding how to know when someone is flirting with you or just engaging in polite conversation. I find that if I say hello to certain women, she will wave her wedding ring in my face and awkwardly start talking about her husband. I want to say "Don't flatter yourself lady, talking is considered good manners where I come from."
Well, you're very nice. Ummmm, my husband and I were just talking about this the other day, and ummmm, being married is really cool.
Did I mention I was married?0 -
Have a bunch of pictures of you with your daughters in your profile. That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.0
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Tell women that you're a nice guy and post pictures of your fat bearded face wearing a fedora.
How dare you sir!
How very dare you!
:laugh: i like your fedora!0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
AMEN!0 -
Camera angles are my best friend. IRL, I like to call my face The Bonercrusher
Girl please.
Are you from Tennessee cos you're the only 10 I see around here...0 -
I had to stop MFP Flirting...
Every time I do... Bang... internet pregnant.0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
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Tell women that you're a nice guy and post pictures of your fat bearded face wearing a fedora.
How dare you sir!
How very dare you!
:laugh: i like your fedora!
But not my fat bearded face?
It's an outrage!0 -
Have a bunch of pictures of you with your daughters in your profile. That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.
THIS! THIS! THIS!
Can substitute dog for daughter!0 -
Have a bunch of pictures of you with your daughters in your profile. That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.
Ooh. Vap-o-rub. Great stuff.0 -
It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?0 -
1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread
2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone
3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey
I read date/rate as date rape
Not sure if need glasses or freudian slip
I did too! I thought, 'I knew there was a reason I didn't bother with those threads...'0 -
Have a bunch of pictures of you with your daughters in your profile. That way your female friends think you are harmless and would never creep or stalk or show up on their front porch with a turkey baster and a jar of vap-o-rub.0
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Wicked funny joke guy. I'll try to remember it if I ever get stuck in 1995 again. When do we move to the 'your moma's so..." jokes?Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
Funny, coming from the guy who hasn't had a woman since his momma had him.0 -
Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
Okay so I've done that... now what?0 -
It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?
Girl you must be crazy.
Now listen if a big, fat man puts you in a sack in the middle of the night don't worry. I've told Santa I want you for Christmas...0 -
Wait... People flirt on MFP???0
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Just show them your boobs. Works everytime.0
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So I've been reading in another thread how a lot of people don't know how to flirt and can't spot when they're being flirted with, and I figured we needed some helpful pointers from the MFP community so no one is left out or remains clueless any longer.
How does one go about flirting? How can they tell if someone is flirting with them? Share your tips & suggestions!
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It's all sorcery.
Seriously. Picture the unholy love child if big bird, Admiral Ackbar and a drag queen. How YOU doin?
Girl you must be crazy.
Now listen if a big, fat man puts you in a sack in the middle of the night don't worry. I've told Santa I want you for Christmas...
Lel.
No refund bro.
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