How to flirt on MFP

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  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 730 Member
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    Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
    so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/

    No- you just have to look at me and I;ll come running :wink:
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Chillax.
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
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    *taking notes*
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Chillax.

    Would bang.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!


    (I gotta get on this FL)
    You are soooo HAWT that you are a 12.5 that I would do, after flirting if I saw you in a grocery store... (sending PM of my Junk and something real creepy as a caption...fingers crossed)
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    I want more pics of junk. :(
  • stageragsgurl
    stageragsgurl Posts: 10
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    LOL, lol, lol
    be my friend, all of you!
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!
  • ExNihil0
    ExNihil0 Posts: 60
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    Never send a picture of your own junk. Send a picture of someone else's junk. Plausable deniability
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    LOL, lol, lol
    be my friend, all of you!

    Nice shoes...
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    Whatever you do, avoid being subtle.
    Try something right to the point-
    "Hey there sexy fellow MFP person, I'd certainly like to spend an hour twirling on your Jolly Roger".
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!

    ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
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    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
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    Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!

    Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    I want more pics of junk. :(

    ......hey sexy you have kik
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
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    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.

    LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"

    This one...LOL


    So...how *ARE* YOU Doin'? :wink:
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:

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