How to flirt on MFP
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so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
No- you just have to look at me and I;ll come running
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Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
Chillax.0 -
*taking notes*0
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Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
Chillax.
Would bang.0 -
If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!
(I gotta get on this FL)
You are soooo HAWT that you are a 12.5 that I would do, after flirting if I saw you in a grocery store... (sending PM of my Junk and something real creepy as a caption...fingers crossed)0 -
I want more pics of junk.
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LOL, lol, lol
be my friend, all of you!0 -
offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!0
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Never send a picture of your own junk. Send a picture of someone else's junk. Plausable deniability0
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Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.0
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LOL, lol, lol
be my friend, all of you!
Nice shoes...0 -
Whatever you do, avoid being subtle.
Try something right to the point-
"Hey there sexy fellow MFP person, I'd certainly like to spend an hour twirling on your Jolly Roger".0 -
offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!
^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!0
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Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)0 -
I want more pics of junk.
......hey sexy you have kik0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.0 -
You only need to know 4 phrases:
"9" (or 10)
"ONS"
"Hot"
"How YOU Doin'?"
This one...LOL
So...how *ARE* YOU Doin'? 0 -
Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
Still waiting on a reply....... :huh:0 -
How to flirt on MFP:
1. Be good looking
2. Say anything you like
3. There is no 3.0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!0 -
Y r MFP ladies so hawt?!
Pls send FR!0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
LOL!!!! I thought I was the coolest 15 year old in AOL chats.
I miss spending 20 minutes thinking up a chat name.0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
:blushing: Must be a....um, big 'file'!0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
lol was that intentional?0 -
Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.
Anxious to hear this response...0 -
Date...wait no Flirt....wait no Affair...wait no Friend...wait no Hang out...wait no hell I dont know!
Easier just to send junk pics I would say. ;-)
Yea but I just cannot figure out the whole uploading pics to MFP thing...not to mention I get those "size" warning!
Also setting the pic to the panoramic setting also helps...0 -
Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )
It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )
And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you.
I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
lol was that intentional?
Perhaps. Only if u got webcam though! lol0
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