How to flirt on MFP

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Really!?
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    You can't tell me what to do.
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
    Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )

    It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )

    And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you. :heart:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    no

    *bite*
  • Babygirl928
    Babygirl928 Posts: 378 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
    LMAOOOOO :drinker: LOVE IT!!!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Some of us are very awkward...
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
    Then proceed to send junk pics.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    ur sooo hot!

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    ASCII d!cks always do it for me Suns
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    You can't tell me what to do.

    Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Apparently...:)

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    I could look at that ^^ all day, and laugh every time. I give that look often ..... esp here in MFP.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
    Then proceed to send junk pics.

    I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Also

    "Hay sexc u got Skype?"

    Sploosh
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    You can't tell me what to do.

    Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?

    You know it baby!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
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  • Faintgreeneyes
    Faintgreeneyes Posts: 729 Member
    Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

    I can actually feel sarcasm. It begins as a slow warmth creeping up my body, and the heat builds, and builds, causing tingling sensations in all my erogenous zones, finally errupting in an explosion of pleasure, leaving me spent yet begging for more.

    See, she likes it. So mind yours.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Not sure if cereal or super cereal!?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.
  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
    what about hey sexy you have kik
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
    so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    People flirt here????
    Well, I would have NEVER guessed or thought that in all my years!
    ;p
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
    Then proceed to send junk pics.

    I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???

    Aliens.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

    You can't tell me what to do.

    Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?

    You know it baby!

    Works everytime!!!
  • Also

    "Hay sexc u got Skype?"

    Sploosh

    Sexc... lol. Sexc... hurts my eyes:huh:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How YOU doin?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    In the interest of equality the c0cktrawler versions do need to be posted too

    "Hey u guys, so do my boobs look too amazing in this picture?!?"
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    no

    *bite*

    there you go, OP
  • MeeshyBW
    MeeshyBW Posts: 382 Member
    I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

    It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

    Hi asl?

    17 f uk. U?

    20 m CA. U got webcam?

    Awe... I miss those days.
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