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    • Posts: 3,038 Member
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      What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

      Really!?
    • Posts: 1,430 Member
      If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

      You can't tell me what to do.
    • Posts: 541 Member
      Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )

      It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )

      And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you. :heart:
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      no

      *bite*
    • Posts: 378 Member
      Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
      LMAOOOOO :drinker: LOVE IT!!!
    • Posts: 1,676 Member
      Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

      Some of us are very awkward...
    • Posts: 2,564 Member
      Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
      Then proceed to send junk pics.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      ur sooo hot!

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      ASCII d!cks always do it for me Suns
    • Posts: 4,024 Member
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      You can't tell me what to do.

      Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?
    • Posts: 843 Member
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      xbwr55.gif

      I could look at that ^^ all day, and laugh every time. I give that look often ..... esp here in MFP.
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
      Then proceed to send junk pics.

      I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      Also

      "Hay sexc u got Skype?"

      Sploosh
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
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      Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?

      You know it baby!
    • Posts: 1,344 Member
      Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
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    • Posts: 729 Member
      Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
    • Posts: 602 Member
      I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

      true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
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      I can actually feel sarcasm. It begins as a slow warmth creeping up my body, and the heat builds, and builds, causing tingling sensations in all my erogenous zones, finally errupting in an explosion of pleasure, leaving me spent yet begging for more.

      See, she likes it. So mind yours.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

      Not sure if cereal or super cereal!?
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!

      Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.
    • Posts: 790 Member
      what about hey sexy you have kik
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...
      so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/
    • Posts: 843 Member
      People flirt here????
      Well, I would have NEVER guessed or thought that in all my years!
      ;p
    • Posts: 2,564 Member
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      I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???

      Aliens.
    • Posts: 4,024 Member
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      You know it baby!

      Works everytime!!!
    • Posts: 119
      Also

      "Hay sexc u got Skype?"

      Sploosh

      Sexc... lol. Sexc... hurts my eyes:huh:
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      How YOU doin?
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      In the interest of equality the c0cktrawler versions do need to be posted too

      "Hey u guys, so do my boobs look too amazing in this picture?!?"
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
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      *bite*

      there you go, OP
    • Posts: 382 Member
      I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?

      It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...

      Hi asl?

      17 f uk. U?

      20 m CA. U got webcam?

      Awe... I miss those days.
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