How to flirt on MFP
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Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
Really!?0 -
If you had my FL you'd be left breathless and with no doubt that you'd been flirted with.... Loves, for my Pals!0
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Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
You can't tell me what to do.0 -
Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )
It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )
And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you.
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no
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LMAOOOOO :drinker: LOVE IT!!!Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.0 -
Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
Some of us are very awkward...0 -
Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
Then proceed to send junk pics.0 -
Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
ur sooo hot!
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ASCII d!cks always do it for me Suns0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
You can't tell me what to do.
Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?0 -
Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
Apparently...:)
I could look at that ^^ all day, and laugh every time. I give that look often ..... esp here in MFP.0 -
Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
Then proceed to send junk pics.
I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???0 -
Also
"Hay sexc u got Skype?"
Sploosh0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
You can't tell me what to do.
Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?
You know it baby!0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
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Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...0
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I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...0 -
Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.
I can actually feel sarcasm. It begins as a slow warmth creeping up my body, and the heat builds, and builds, causing tingling sensations in all my erogenous zones, finally errupting in an explosion of pleasure, leaving me spent yet begging for more.
See, she likes it. So mind yours.0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
Not sure if cereal or super cereal!?0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.0 -
what about hey sexy you have kik0
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so that's all I needed to do? aww man, I've been going about this all wrong....\m/Send messages that say "what color are your panties" get's em every time...0 -
People flirt here????
Well, I would have NEVER guessed or thought that in all my years!
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Put up pictures that will peak interests ( they have to be good otherwise you're being creepy.)
Then proceed to send junk pics.
I never get your junk pics!!! WHY NOT???
Aliens.0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
You can't tell me what to do.
Sup girl... nice cans... want to go for a walk?
You know it baby!
Works everytime!!!0 -
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"Hay sexc u got Skype?"
Sploosh
Sexc... lol. Sexc... hurts my eyes:huh:0 -
How YOU doin?0
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In the interest of equality the c0cktrawler versions do need to be posted too
"Hey u guys, so do my boobs look too amazing in this picture?!?"0 -
no
*bite*
there you go, OP0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.0
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