How to flirt on MFP

Jerrypeoples

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it has been reported that my junk is impressive

No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

im sorry, im a lot of things, but egotistical is not one of them....

as i said, my junk was labeled impressive



i stand by my statement and her opinion

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MyChocolateDiet

^wait a minute. wait a gosh darned minute! i'm not a nurse or a prostitute but I can say in all certainty that the one's I have examined were not the same AT ALL! not even close. one was crooked. one was domed. one had a naturally occuring pierce...and I"m gonna stop there before people start asking how I got all this up close examination of the junk. sersly? you really think they are all the same? for real?:noway: :huh:

HeavierThan_Heaven

Two words "Would Bang"

10 - Would Bang

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confab151

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Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

I can actually feel sarcasm. It begins as a slow warmth creeping up my body, and the heat builds, and builds, causing tingling sensations in all my erogenous zones, finally errupting in an explosion of pleasure, leaving me spent yet begging for more.

Sorta like Chris Mattews?....( I Know, a real flirting buzzkill)

twelfty

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^wait a minute. wait a gosh darned minute! i'm not a nurse or a prostitute but I can say in all certainty that the one's I have examined were not the same AT ALL! not even close. one was crooked. one was domed. one had a naturally occuring pierce...and I"m gonna stop there before people start asking how I got all this up close examination of the junk. sersly? you really think they are all the same? for real?:noway: :huh:

some are bigger, some are smaller. some are cut, some are not, but essentually they all work the same, and barring birth defect or disease, they all have two balls and a business end. Meh, maybee I've just seen so many they all blend in...haha.

you have nice eyes

InnerConflict

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^wait a minute. wait a gosh darned minute! i'm not a nurse or a prostitute but I can say in all certainty that the one's I have examined were not the same AT ALL! not even close. one was crooked. one was domed. one had a naturally occuring pierce...and I"m gonna stop there before people start asking how I got all this up close examination of the junk. sersly? you really think they are all the same? for real?:noway: :huh:

some are bigger, some are smaller. some are cut, some are not, but essentually they all work the same, and barring birth defect or disease, they all have two balls and a business end. Meh, maybee I've just seen so many they all blend in...haha.

you have nice eyes

And a hot body!

confab151

Many posters have alluded to the fact that flirting is rampant on here. I think a lot of hard work is going on, as evident by the before and after pics. When you look good , you feel good about your self and flirting with each other is a natural outgrowth from that.

SO there.

cherylatkwechanged

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it has been reported that my junk is impressive

No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeekkk if it comes off be careful lol

cherylatkwechanged

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it has been reported that my junk is impressive

No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

im sorry, im a lot of things, but egotistical is not one of them....

as i said, my junk was labeled impressive



i stand by my statement and her opinion


Impressive junk lol

jbutterflye

I hope everybody took notes. There will be a quiz later.

RainHoward

who needs to flirt. I've got an 8 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

jbutterflye

who needs to flirt. I've got an 8 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

How YOU doin???

RainHoward

how YOU doin? giggity

jayche

How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.

cherylatkwechanged

How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.
Which works best though smiley or winky ? ????

jbutterflye

How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.

Wait...how do you One Night Stand someone for a week?

RainHoward

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How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.

Wait...how do you One Night Stand someone for a week?

Go in the bedroom on SUnday, come out on Saturday. Easy peasy.

jayche

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How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.

Wait...how do you One Night Stand someone for a week?

Beats me

cherylatkwechanged

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How to "flirt" on MFP:
Step 1: Go to any of the "poster above you" threads.
Step 2: Wait until attractive member of the gender you prefer posts.
Step 3: Rush to post a comment about how you would date, one night stand for a week them and how sexy they are before someone else does. OPTIONAL STEP: Add a smiley or a winky face.
Step 4: Check thread later to see response.

Wait...how do you One Night Stand someone for a week?

Go in the bedroom on SUnday, come out on Saturday. Easy peasy.


Lol love it xx