How to flirt on MFP
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I love to flirt and I'm shameless about it, but the day someone takes me seriously is the day I'm in some serious trouble.
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Wicked funny joke guy. I'll try to remember it if I ever get stuck in 1995 again. When do we move to the 'your moma's so..." jokes?Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
Funny, coming from the guy who hasn't had a woman since his momma had him.
Your momma is such a female that she has at least one child!
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Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,
Animal lovers who have cute puppies
Well dressed men
Men not afraid to get dirty
and Men in Kilts
As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.
your welcome
And this is why I like to creep on Ben..err...I mean...be friends with him..yeah..that's it...:flowerforyou:
Wait.... I just stopped by to see whats going on and I see pics of a guy in a kilt and all I can say is.... Ben has a Stitch Tattoo.... friend me :blushing:0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
ah, the birth of internet flirting: A/S/L
Except my time was even BEFORE webcams existed. LOL.
Sadly me too. Groups. That was the way back then.... Newsgroups. Actually, I predate that with the old dial-up bulletin boards. *old*
I'm still trying to pay my parents back for all the long distance charges I piled up dialing into New Orleans BBS'
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WOW! angry much? I do like your pics tho they make me want to "lope the mule" and yes my wife is ok with me saying so because she wants to "flip your burger" so what would your bitter tirade look like to swingers that just want to have some fun without the stick in the muds?Sadly, the creepers I get seem to be 10 plus years older than myself, married or in a relationship, and messaging my inbox about my hair/eyes/pics (insert random compliment about my physical self here). When you call them on their ****, they backpeddle and say "I didn't mean it that way..jeez, can't you take a compliment?". Make no mistake boys. We know there is an agenda behind those "compliments". If you want to flirt, be direct. Just ask "are you single" or something like that. Oh, and a note to the attached men. It is never appropriate to send random women online random compliments about their body and expect us to think it's "JUST A COMPLIMENT" come on now. Would your wife/gf be OK with you sending random compliments about some strange girls *kitten* online? How would YOu feel if she was doing the same to random guys online. Would you think it's "and innocent compliment"?
Hell, I flirt on here not because I'm trying to pick up women for me....I'm trying to pick them up for my wife. :laugh:0 -
Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...
You should be able to keep up by now..
Keep up? I was finished hours ago.
Oh, wait, you probably meant something else.0 -
What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
my hero!
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My hero too yayyyyyyyy0 -
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300 baud LOSER!
Hah. I had dough in those days. Submarine life paid mediocre, but you didnt' have anywhere to spend it. I had 1200.0 -
can we go back to flirting and less bashing? lol. this was getting interesting earlier this morning.0
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can we go back to flirting and less bashing? lol. this was getting interesting earlier this morning.
Since I couldn't make it home this year for Mardi Gras, could you pay me for these beads?
How's that? :bigsmile:0 -
I would never flirt on the Internet. Ever.0
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i hear youre a vegetarian.....so you dont put any meat in your mouth?0
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I would never flirt on the Internet. Ever.
Me neither. Very uncouth.
Got kik?0 -
Only Boca sausages.0
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Send a nood picture of yourself of closeups of your junk. That takes the guess work out of it.0
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ask nicely.... Might help??? :laugh:
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can we go back to flirting and less bashing? lol. this was getting interesting earlier this morning.
YA what Nola said! :flowerforyou:0 -
can we go back to flirting and less bashing? lol. this was getting interesting earlier this morning.
YA what Nola said! :flowerforyou:
guess everyone else got bored or have work to do.
how YOU doin? :bigsmile:0 -
yep I guess so..
How am I doin'!? I'm good now!! How you doin'?
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How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!0 -
How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!
All your boobs are belong to me.0 -
How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!
All your boobs are belong to me.
Careful, they're a bit of a handful! 0 -
misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention
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How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!
All your boobs are belong to me.
Careful, they're a bit of a handful!
guess it's a good thing we have two hands... hehe0 -
How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!
All your boobs are belong to me.
Careful, they're a bit of a handful!
More than a handful means use two hands.0 -
How 'bout a little nerdflirt?
It's a good thing I have my library card cuz I'm checking you out!
All your boobs are belong to me.
Careful, they're a bit of a handful!
guess it's a good thing we have two hands... hehe
Hey! Get out of my head!0 -
misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention
Wut dats crazy...0 -
misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention
Wut dats crazy...
it works 0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
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