How to flirt on MFP

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  • actingnurse1
    actingnurse1 Posts: 153 Member
    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?

    Yes.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention :)

    Wut dats crazy...

    it works :)

    sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, loss ... their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh: :wink: :drinker:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention :)

    Wut dats crazy...

    it works :)

    sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh: :wink: :drinker:

    :drinker:
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?

    Yes.

    ^^this
  • actingnurse1
    actingnurse1 Posts: 153 Member
    So if I do both then I can't go wrong :) SCORE!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head

    Err

    The one that is more north
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    this is both funny and ridiculous .. if you dont know you are being flirted stay under your rock
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    Reported this thread for no actual advice and I have received no FR or junk pics. I am the disappoint.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    What I learned today !!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    it has been reported that my junk is impressive
  • pacosal
    pacosal Posts: 107 Member
    funny stuff!!!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Go find a picture of a Victoria's Secret model and use it as your profile pic
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head

    Err

    The one that is more north


    HAHAHAHA I'm dieing here!
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    How to flirt on MFP

    and in real life.

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    ponytails are big on this site. search old threads.

    also thinking is highly prized.

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  • TC1728
    TC1728 Posts: 264 Member
    I have had sucess flirting by sending a heat felt message cmplimenting a person's weight loss success or complimenting their beautiful profile picture..........along with a picture of my junk. Or someone else's junk or boobs.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

    So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Nobody ever flirts with me with gum...
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    VERY
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

    So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes. Haven't you heard that song "Detachable Penis"?
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
    Nobody ever flirts with me with gum...

    Now..... don't lie!
  • dcuevas6235
    dcuevas6235 Posts: 135
    How many calories can I document for flirting?
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Send them the following:

    I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.

    If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.
  • dcuevas6235
    dcuevas6235 Posts: 135
    Send them the following:

    I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.

    If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.

    Hey, I wanna 8======D in your O:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

    So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes. Haven't you heard that song "Detachable Penis"?

    So in the spirit of flirting is that why I should say..."I can make it anything you want it to be Baby" hahahhoho!!!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    Send them the following:

    I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.

    If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.

    But I only have one nut so its this :
    0=======D
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Tell everyone that they are hot....the rest will look after itself.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Send them the following:

    I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.

    If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.

    Hey, I wanna 8======D in your O:

    You forgot the best part, the ~~~~~. otherwise, I'm down.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Show boobs or *kitten*....that usually works...