How to flirt on MFP
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I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?0
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I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?
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misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention
Wut dats crazy...
it works
sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, loss ... their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh:
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misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention
Wut dats crazy...
it works
sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh: :drinker:
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I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?
Yes.
^^this0 -
So if I do both then I can't go wrong SCORE! 0
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Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head
Err
The one that is more north0 -
this is both funny and ridiculous .. if you dont know you are being flirted stay under your rock0
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Reported this thread for no actual advice and I have received no FR or junk pics. I am the disappoint.0
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What I learned today !!0 -
it has been reported that my junk is impressive0
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funny stuff!!!0
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Go find a picture of a Victoria's Secret model and use it as your profile pic0
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Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head
Err
The one that is more north
HAHAHAHA I'm dieing here!0 -
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How to flirt on MFP
and in real life.
ponytails are big on this site. search old threads.
also thinking is highly prized.
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I have had sucess flirting by sending a heat felt message cmplimenting a person's weight loss success or complimenting their beautiful profile picture..........along with a picture of my junk. Or someone else's junk or boobs.0
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it has been reported that my junk is impressive
No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.
So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Nobody ever flirts with me with gum...0
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it has been reported that my junk is impressive
VERY0 -
it has been reported that my junk is impressive
No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.
So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Haven't you heard that song "Detachable Penis"?0 -
Nobody ever flirts with me with gum...
Now..... don't lie!0 -
How many calories can I document for flirting?0
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Send them the following:
I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.
If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.0 -
Send them the following:
I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.
If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.
Hey, I wanna 8======D in your O:0 -
it has been reported that my junk is impressive
No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.
So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Haven't you heard that song "Detachable Penis"?
So in the spirit of flirting is that why I should say..."I can make it anything you want it to be Baby" hahahhoho!!!0 -
Send them the following:
I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.
If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.
But I only have one nut so its this :
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Tell everyone that they are hot....the rest will look after itself.0
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Send them the following:
I want to 8=====D~~~~ in your { | }. OR, if you're a chick trying to flirt with a dude, flip it. I want your 8=====D~~~~ in my { | }.
If they're intelligent(ish) they'll get the point.
Hey, I wanna 8======D in your O:
You forgot the best part, the ~~~~~. otherwise, I'm down.0 -
Show boobs or *kitten*....that usually works...0
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