How to flirt on MFP

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jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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So I've been reading in another thread how a lot of people don't know how to flirt and can't spot when they're being flirted with, and I figured we needed some helpful pointers from the MFP community so no one is left out or remains clueless any longer.

How does one go about flirting? How can they tell if someone is flirting with them? Share your tips & suggestions!
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Apparently...:)
  • patentguru
    patentguru Posts: 312 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Apparently...:)

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Lol. Internet white knight to the rescue!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    ROFL! Excellent!

    ...sad, lonely genitals...hahaha!!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    no
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Post incredibly hot pictures of your fresh brain surgery scar...oh, wait, that's probably just me...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    Ah, the memories :blushing:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    This. It's why we are friends to this day.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
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    Sign in.
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
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    Sign in.

    would bang.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    ur sooo hot!

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

    You can take your logic elsewhere, Missy. We won't have any of that here!! :wink:
  • weightlifter01
    weightlifter01 Posts: 564 Member
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    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"

    This one...LOL

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