How to flirt on MFP

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
in Chit-Chat
So I've been reading in another thread how a lot of people don't know how to flirt and can't spot when they're being flirted with, and I figured we needed some helpful pointers from the MFP community so no one is left out or remains clueless any longer.

How does one go about flirting? How can they tell if someone is flirting with them? Share your tips & suggestions!
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Apparently...:)
  • patentguru
    patentguru Posts: 312 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    Apparently...:)

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  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    Lol. Internet white knight to the rescue!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    ROFL! Excellent!

    ...sad, lonely genitals...hahaha!!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    no
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Post incredibly hot pictures of your fresh brain surgery scar...oh, wait, that's probably just me...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    Ah, the memories :blushing:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    This. It's why we are friends to this day.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    Sign in.
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
    Sign in.

    would bang.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    ur sooo hot!

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

    You can take your logic elsewhere, Missy. We won't have any of that here!! :wink:
  • weightlifter01
    weightlifter01 Posts: 564 Member
    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"

    This one...LOL
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Send them creepy, misspelled compliments via personal message. Awkwardly being up sexually charged subjects, then send them a blurry picture of your sad, lonely genitals. In like Flynn.

    Lol!!!!! You too? Apparently to some this is how you do it.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    ohh... I need to learn how to do that..................:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    If you want to be flirted with on here - show 'em your boobs. Or your butt. This works in real-life as well. :smile:
  • turkeyhunter60
    turkeyhunter60 Posts: 319 Member
    Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
  • carlom18
    carlom18 Posts: 174 Member
    well seeing as this is the internet, u just say what you think and that's it?
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    my hero! :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    My tip for the thread is: Asking for pics is NOT flirty.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    hahahahahahahahaha! OMG! I was thinking the SAME thing. I see it DAILY and some of it makes me throw up a little in my mouth, but hey, to each his/her own. Flirt on, fellow MFP'ers, flirt on.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"


    Yes, but you have to spell it "hawwt"

    When you say "hot" people with think you are refering to temperature, think they are on fire, and drop and roll.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Really? This place needs a "how to" on flirting?

    What's your point in being so mean? Do you like it when someone puts you down? Let the person ask the question. It is very difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments.

    If it's so difficult to read emotion and intent from short and quick comments, how can you tell my comment (or questions as they were) were mean? Do tell.

    I can actually feel sarcasm. It begins as a slow warmth creeping up my body, and the heat builds, and builds, causing tingling sensations in all my erogenous zones, finally errupting in an explosion of pleasure, leaving me spent yet begging for more.

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