How to flirt on MFP

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  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Chivalrous...that is the name of those knows I saw on late night television right after the informercial for that stuff Extenze!
  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    would bang.

    ONS

    I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Gentlemen?? Chivalry?? Im not sure I have seen these things (especially together) in my life... just sayin!! :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member

    i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P
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    Says..... Keith, 48, M lives in his mothers basement in UT. :laugh:
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    Keith.Is.My.Brother. Snooty British!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Pfft.
    That doesn't work.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    would bang.

    ONS

    I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"

    One night stand...
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    Who really ever knows on here, I just send a genitalia photo with my friend requests and hope for the best.....
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member

    i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!

    ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:

    Then I love you
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy

    Are you saying you will on October 10th? Because I can book my flight now ;)
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

    Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.

    Not at all!!! A guy who possesses these qualities are actually THE SEXIESTin my books! :bigsmile:

    Looks fade with time.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    MFP has really helped me flirt in real life. I now walk up to random strangers in the grocery store and blurt out "One Night Stand" or "Date"
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


    oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


    see? easy peasy
    WUT DO U LYKE ON UR SWEET PERTATERZ?


    I LUV RANCH OR KATCHUP. WUT BOUT U?
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    You only need to know 4 phrases:

    "9" (or 10)

    "ONS"

    "Hot"

    "How YOU Doin'?"
    Lmao! ^^^this
  • ApexLeader
    ApexLeader Posts: 580 Member
    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    Pfft.
    That doesn't work.

    maybe it doesnt work on the right girls who are not looking for something meaningful but instead are interested in superficial and material things?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.

    Reported... :bigsmile:
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5VU3L2AwUZq9_r43z-mUWRgkTrw-OpjFWI2zAuvwKGgKb7IMGPQ
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    I disagree

    Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.

    I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.

    Then I checked the usernames...

    That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

    What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member


    "How YOU Doin'?"

    ^^ this! :laugh:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.

    You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!

    Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.

    I think you have missed the whole point of MFP.......Get with the program Mr.!
  • MrsK20141004
    MrsK20141004 Posts: 489 Member
    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    I just spit out my water all over my desk. Hilarious!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member

    I disagree

    Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.

    I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.

    Then I checked the usernames...

    That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

    What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.

    I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

    flirt with people in real life, not online.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5VU3L2AwUZq9_r43z-mUWRgkTrw-OpjFWI2zAuvwKGgKb7IMGPQ

    LOL
  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    Two words "Would Bang"

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