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    • Posts: 574 Member
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      What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

      Chivalrous...that is the name of those knows I saw on late night television right after the informercial for that stuff Extenze!
    • Posts: 2,916 Member
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      ONS

      I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"
    • Posts: 892 Member
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      What is this strange custom you speak of? :huh: Can earthlinks be taught?

      Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.
    • Posts: 1,684 Member
      Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

      Gentlemen?? Chivalry?? Im not sure I have seen these things (especially together) in my life... just sayin!! :wink: :flowerforyou:
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      i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P
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      Says..... Keith, 48, M lives in his mothers basement in UT. :laugh:
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      Keith.Is.My.Brother. Snooty British!
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

      Pfft.
      That doesn't work.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
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      I feel dumb, but what's "ONS?"

      One night stand...
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      Who really ever knows on here, I just send a genitalia photo with my friend requests and hope for the best.....
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      i have... but ummm i ummm lost it plus my camera is broken and..... i dont even own a phone but i SWEAR my profile picture is what i look like :P

      ljeh5.gif
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


      oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


      see? easy peasy
    • Posts: 1,238 Member
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      ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:

      Then I love you
    • Posts: 892 Member
      You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


      oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


      see? easy peasy

      Are you saying you will on October 10th? Because I can book my flight now ;)
    • Posts: 3,278 Member
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      Respect, dignity, and chivalry? Oh you mean placing yourself in her friend zone. I get it.

      Not at all!!! A guy who possesses these qualities are actually THE SEXIESTin my books! :bigsmile:

      Looks fade with time.
    • Posts: 849 Member
      MFP has really helped me flirt in real life. I now walk up to random strangers in the grocery store and blurt out "One Night Stand" or "Date"
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      You have to talk about your SAWHEET PERTATERZ and your choices of dips....


      oh and 10/10 would bang DrChimp...


      see? easy peasy
      WUT DO U LYKE ON UR SWEET PERTATERZ?


      I LUV RANCH OR KATCHUP. WUT BOUT U?
    • Posts: 989
      You only need to know 4 phrases:

      "9" (or 10)

      "ONS"

      "Hot"

      "How YOU Doin'?"
      Lmao! ^^^this
    • Posts: 580 Member
      how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

      flirt with people in real life, not online.
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
    • Posts: 3,278 Member
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      Pfft.
      That doesn't work.

      maybe it doesnt work on the right girls who are not looking for something meaningful but instead are interested in superficial and material things?
    • Posts: 4,676 Member
      how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

      flirt with people in real life, not online.

      Reported... :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,238 Member
      Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

      I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

      flirt with people in real life, not online.

      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5VU3L2AwUZq9_r43z-mUWRgkTrw-OpjFWI2zAuvwKGgKb7IMGPQ
    • Posts: 4,500 Member

      I disagree

      Sixpack Mchandsomeface is infinitely creepier when he's flirting online because if he can't pick up IRL on looks alone there must be something REALLY wrong with him.

      I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.

      Then I checked the usernames...

      That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

      What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.
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      "How YOU Doin'?"

      ^^ this! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.

      You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!

      Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.
    • Posts: 819 Member
      how about "don't flirt and focus on your fitness"

      flirt with people in real life, not online.

      I think you have missed the whole point of MFP.......Get with the program Mr.!
    • Posts: 489 Member
      I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

      I just spit out my water all over my desk. Hilarious!
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
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      I actually looked at the list of members to see if there was a "sixpack mchandsomeface" listed. Good lord.

      Then I checked the usernames...

      That's why I think social proof adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

      What's the easiest way to get a lot of women flirting with you? Get one of her friends to flirt with you and make it seem socially acceptable.

      I'm actually surprised the there is no Sixpack Mchandsomeface.
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      images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5VU3L2AwUZq9_r43z-mUWRgkTrw-OpjFWI2zAuvwKGgKb7IMGPQ

      LOL
    • Posts: 420 Member
      Two words "Would Bang"
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