worst way to breakup with someone

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  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    when I was about 20, I had a second job, I was dating my manager. We decided to take it slow since we worked together, after 6 months we slept together. It was the worst sex ever,people say size deosn't matter are liers! He was small and didn't have any moves, so I quit my job, little did I know he knew one of my uncles, he saw a picutre of me at my uncles house and asked who I was, and then told my uncle Dam your niece dumped me like a sack of potatos, with no warning

    But really how do you break up with someone for that reason, Ummmmmm, no can't see you, you suck at the deed

    when women complain about size (never ever about me of course :hikes up pants:) i wonder if maybe they just have a gaping cavern and that 4 men in at once wouldnt touch the sides
  • addreonnaseger
    addreonnaseger Posts: 205
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    Sorry guys. The absolute WORST way to break up with someone is THROUGH an email while they blame the relationship's failure on you! xP
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
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    i've had a guy break up with me via email... and I just broke up with someone via text.

    Awful yes, but the guy acted like a teenager.. so might as well treat him like one.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    A few years ago, I was ENGAGED and my "fiance" broke up with me through.........wait for it............EMAIL!!

    As you can imagine, he was a real winner, that one! :grumble:
  • ericmessier
    ericmessier Posts: 235 Member
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    I'm an *kitten* when it comes to breaking up. I need to change my ways. :cry:
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
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    Email? The personal touch!

    What a dirtbag. At least have the balls to do it to your face. Hell, even by phone is more manly than that.


    Worst way to break up with someone? Walk in on them having sex with their new flavor...
  • addreonnaseger
    addreonnaseger Posts: 205
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    A few years ago, I was ENGAGED and my "fiance" broke up with me through.........wait for it............EMAIL!!

    As you can imagine, he was a real winner, that one! :grumble:

    Same situation. He actually just found someone new/more convenient. But I'm a grown up. it made him happy. Him happy=me happy. --_-- The only thing that really bothered me was that before we had even broken up he was posting songs for her on his site. Like...seriously? lmfao. And...to make matters worse...it was The Darkness.
  • addreonnaseger
    addreonnaseger Posts: 205
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    Email? The personal touch!

    What a dirtbag. At least have the balls to do it to your face. Hell, even by phone is more manly than that.


    Worst way to break up with someone? Walk in on them having sex with their new flavor...
    Totally would have taken a phone call break-up. But he was cheating anyway--so...either way...woulda sucked.
    But y'know..actually walking in might suck too....
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    A few years ago, I was ENGAGED and my "fiance" broke up with me through.........wait for it............EMAIL!!

    As you can imagine, he was a real winner, that one! :grumble:

    Same situation. He actually just found someone new/more convenient. But I'm a grown up. it made him happy. Him happy=me happy. --_-- The only thing that really bothered me was that before we had even broken up he was posting songs for her on his site. Like...seriously? lmfao. And...to make matters worse...it was The Darkness.

    Yeah, I was really messed up for a while after it happened, all depressed and crap. Now, though, I take satisfaction knowing that he's done nothing with his life except, apparently, becoming a drunk who sits at home doing nothing all day. Now, I'm rather thankful he broke up with me, although the immature child in me wishes I had done it first, of course. :tongue:
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
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    Yeah, I was really messed up for a while after it happened, all depressed and crap. Now, though, I take satisfaction knowing that he's done nothing with his life except, apparently, becoming a drunk who sits at home doing nothing all day. Now, I'm rather thankful he broke up with me, although the immature child in me wishes I had done it first, of course. :tongue:

    A proper send off would have been to take any pics of his junk he may have sent you and post them on a gay dating site. Or used his email address and sign him up for all kinds of sick, twisted porn newsletters.

    But then again, I'm not vengeful.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Yeah, I was really messed up for a while after it happened, all depressed and crap. Now, though, I take satisfaction knowing that he's done nothing with his life except, apparently, becoming a drunk who sits at home doing nothing all day. Now, I'm rather thankful he broke up with me, although the immature child in me wishes I had done it first, of course. :tongue:

    A proper send off would have been to take any pics of his junk he may have sent you and post them on a gay dating site. Or used his email address and sign him up for all kinds of sick, twisted porn newsletters.

    But then again, I'm not vengeful.

    Well, crap! Why didn't I think of this back then?!
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    I'm sorry.

    I can't.

    Don't hate me.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    Email? The personal touch!

    What a dirtbag. At least have the balls to do it to your face. Hell, even by phone is more manly than that.


    Worst way to break up with someone? Walk in on them having sex with their new flavor...
    Totally would have taken a phone call break-up. But he was cheating anyway--so...either way...woulda sucked.
    But y'know..actually walking in might suck too....

    you had to have knows he liked the darkness so in my mind you got you deserved :)

    and it wouldnt suck to walk in on then if the other gal was cute you could have used sympathy to join in....
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    bump!
  • av8artist
    av8artist Posts: 46
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    get caught in coitus with their sibling or parent. or both.

    Why would that be a reason to break up?

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