Junken__Diraffe

I have about half a jar of that. And a strawberry one as well, I believe.

This makes sense. I tend to procrastinate because I don't feel like doing things, or I'm tired, or whatever. But if I have something my kids need, I do it anyway. I need to realize that my kids need me to be healthy. This is something my kids need, whether I'm tired or feel like it or not. Thank you! Sometimes you need…

Love it and it looks fantastic on you!

My third grader generally has 2 math worksheet with 5 or 6 problems on it, a few days a week and is supposed to read 20 minutes per night. They never get homework on weekends.

Bumping because I think it's an awesome group and I'm proud of you for trying to help others. ♡

She doesn't once tear down anyone in that song. Are you mishearing lyrics or do you just interpret things in a certain way so you can rant?

That actually brings someone to mind. With a great dig bick...

You forgot the very first MFP *kitten* you ever laid eyes on. :sad:

^^Agreed! :flowerforyou:

FIFY I assume, though she's moved on, she still has great uns... Also? :blushing: :smooched: Thanks, baby!

Love this. ♡

Best lineup ever.

I've never heard an actual volleyball player refer to it as "spiking" or call someone a "spiker". It was hitting practice and she is the best hitter. From this, I can assume the poster who called troll is correct. Go away. Or, learn the terminology for the sport you purportedly play. Either would be fine.

You've upped your game since we were... close. Good work, sir. PS - my email is still the same. Feel free to share.

It was the mom jeans and c0ck pics that did it for me.

I'm 6'. My current weight is 165. My goal weight is 150 ish. About 2 years ago, I was below 145 and looked sick (partly because I was!). 3 years ago, at my highest, I was at about 218. Presently, I'm working on slimming down and gaining muscle. I'd like to be back to where I was last summer, which was roughly 150lbs/size 6.

*kitten* happens. Literally. Yes, I'm not proud, but it's happened. Jeff... have anything to add here?

Love.

I already show him the nudes I get from guys (knowwhatimsayin, Matt?). I tell him about the dirty messages from guys and girls. I show him my tinder matches. I send him my own dirty pics. I tell him about my Facebook messages. If he wants to check it, it'll be old news, but I'd let him.

My boyfriend's birthday is tomorrow and thanks to this thread, I FINALLY have the perfect gift! I'm going to create a Facebook page for him, accept my own friend request and relationship status, full it full of pics of the two of us, then track down his entire family and send requests! It's free and will be totally…

When you fit all of those categories? Yeah, *kitten* happens...

Milobloom83. I hear that guy bones like a champ.

I'm up a bit after an exceedingly lazy winter then a Spartan injury, so in my current profile pic, from last night, I'm at about 165. Also, I'm 6'tall.

Well, this is uplifting. Especially for the fun and games section. Thanks! :flowerforyou:

I get hit on all the time. Or maybe it's in my head. Either way, I like it. I'm average, at best. I'm friendly and I flirt and I talk to anyone. I'm sure it's more due to my personality than anything. Well, that and my fantastic butt.

Now I want someone to dirty dance with me.

When I was a stay at home mom, I was miserable. I love my kiddos more than anything in the world. But I was depressed. I had no social circle. I didn't know one single stay at home mom. It seemed any I met out with my kids already had an established circle and weren't terribly welcoming. So what did I do? Stay home and…

I've been offered $1000. I should have been disgusted. I was flattered.

I tend to date guys who have a personality I like. Even if he wears keen hiking boots and low socks with shorts. I mean, not that anyone would actually do that, because that's ridiculous, right? Anyway, yeah. I don't care about shoes. If he can get me off, make me laugh, and treat my kids right, he's a keeper.

I think it's super awesome that you called out your friends. One as a hottie, the other as a... not-so-hottie. I wonder if they'll be able to figure out who is who. Wait, yeah. They will. Not-so-hottie said she gets hit on. Hottie said she doesn't. Hmm... that sucks.