Be honest... you've pooped yourself, haven't you.
Since my confession years ago, I have had more and more people PM me with their "Oops, I pooped my pants/bed/significant other" stories.
You don't need to tell your story, but let's just consider this an informal poll. How many of you, as full grown adults, have accidentally done dookies in an involuntary, inappropriate place?
ETA: Stories are of course welcome, however!!
You don't need to tell your story, but let's just consider this an informal poll. How many of you, as full grown adults, have accidentally done dookies in an involuntary, inappropriate place?
ETA: Stories are of course welcome, however!!
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Yes, more than once. In public. And I've done things I'm ashamed of to hide it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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*kitten* happens. Literally. Yes, I'm not proud, but it's happened.
Jeff... have anything to add here?0 -
I never trust someone who hasn't shat themselves at least once.0
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Uh, yes....0
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:blushing:0
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Never a full blown dookier, but a few sharts here and there. Last full duece was probably 2nd or 3rd grade, playing outfield during little league.0
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Are we talking just today, or at any time?
Doesn't matter, the answer is the same. :laugh:0 -
No. But I have had to "let it go" in public places and figure out interesting ways to wipe......"well there goes that sock".0
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I can say from experience that a Sam's Club bathroom should be in the top 10 worst places for this to happen. I wasn't an adult and some terrible lady literally threw me out of the way for a stall.
Yeah.
ETA: I got caught up in the moment and said a no-no word. Edited.
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Not recently, but yeah.0
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Yes
Basketball...after burritos...had to borrow shorts from a friend.0 -
I am so happy to report honestly that I've never had this happen.
My ex husband pooped himself during a staff meeting at his former job while standing around with his coworkers and employees he managed. Lucky for him, no one noticed and he was able to quickly pop home and change. Right after the meeting he untucked his dress shirt and claimed his pants split and he needed to change. I thought that was a good save, hahaha0 -
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Yes, I of course have sharted in the past.
But here lately....well I hope it's not IBS!!
FML0 -
Okay I will tell one of my pooping stories.
In 2012 I signed myself and my kids up for a 5k. It was a fun run/walk. They were super excited about it and I was too until I came down with the stomach flu the night before. That morning I told my kids that there is no way we could make it. We had to drive 30 minutes to the parking location, take a bus another 20 minutes to the starting point, and be there at least 30 minutes early. That's almost 3 hours before I would have access to a bathroom.
They cried when they heard that we wouldn't be going. Of course the mommy guilt set in and I decided to just clench my cheeks and go. Everything went fine for the drive and ride, but as we stood at the starting line I began to sweat. It was fall, so people knew something was wrong with me when I ripped off my jacket to show a soaked t-shirt. My stomach started making horrible noises and people moved further away. I decided I HAD to find a porta-potty IMMEDIATELY! Suddenly the starting gun went off and the crowd swept us down the street.
Every step was excruciating to my swollen stomach and my clenched butt cheeks. At the first mile marker my body had enough and just decided to let go. I'll spare the details, but the sweater wrapped around my waist did nothing to disguise what happened. We finished the long slow 3.2 mile walk, grabbed a breakfast bag and hobbled to the bus to go to our car. The stench and the whispers were enough to make me want to die.
We survived and I will never forget my kids' first 5k.0 -
I'm 99% sure I got kicked out of a football game for this reason.
I'll never tailgate at 9am with Capt Morgan again. He's not allowed.0 -
I got into a waterfight with my wife and kids that didn't end well for me. Let's just say that water wasnt the only thing flowing that day.0
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I pooped having my second baby if that counts? Lol, they tell you to push into your bum like you need to poop, so I did and I pooped lol. With intense cardio I do get the urge to poop though but havent ever do it!0
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Does 15 yrs old count as full grown adult?
Cliff Notes: Was playing basketball at a local elementary school.
Suddenly didnt feel well
Facilities on site were locked and nothing portable.
Carefully penguin walked all the way home
Almost made it
Lost it in the backyard.
Hopefully thats the last time0 -
I haven't pooped myself, but I have... peed myself... >.< It's not my fault my friends choose to tickle me at the worst times!0
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Yes. Earlier this year I had the stomach flu. Our bathroom is situated in such a way that you cannot puke in the tub while pooping. So usually it was poop with a bowl in the lap. But, in this instance, the nausea came first, and the force of the vomit caused a terrible, shameful chain reaction.
This is when I figured out my husband was in it for the long haul
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I already shared my sharting story months ago.0
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Okay I will tell one of my pooping stories.
In 2012 I signed myself and my kids up for a 5k. It was a fun run/walk. They were super excited about it and I was too until I came down with the stomach flu the night before. That morning I told my kids that there is no way we could make it. We had to drive 30 minutes to the parking location, take a bus another 20 minutes to the starting point, and be there at least 30 minutes early. That's almost 3 hours before I would have access to a bathroom.
They cried when they heard that we wouldn't be going. Of course the mommy guilt set in and I decided to just clench my cheeks and go. Everything went fine for the drive and ride, but as we stood at the starting line I began to sweat. It was fall, so people knew something was wrong with me when I ripped off my jacket to show a soaked t-shirt. My stomach started making horrible noises and people moved further away. I decided I HAD to find a porta-potty IMMEDIATELY! Suddenly the starting gun went off and the crowd swept us down the street.
Every step was excruciating to my swollen stomach and my clenched butt cheeks. At the first mile marker my body had enough and just decided to let go. I'll spare the details, but the sweater wrapped around my waist did nothing to disguise what happened. We finished the long slow 3.2 mile walk, grabbed a breakfast bag and hobbled to the bus to go to our car. The stench and the whispers were enough to make me want to die.
We survived and I will never forget my kids' first 5k.
Oh you poor thing! *LOL* Bet your kids never whined to do a 5K again 0 -
I saw this pop up on my feed and thought "I wonder if Odus has seen this thread yet"....0
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I already shared my sharting story months ago.
I didnt see it0 -
I pooped having my second baby if that counts? Lol, they tell you to push into your bum like you need to poop, so I did and I pooped lol. With intense cardio I do get the urge to poop though but havent ever do it!
This does not count. Child labor is exempt from the inappropriate poops. It's perfectly appropriate.
Sorry... keep working on pooping yourself in public, though! YOU CAN DO IT!0 -
I used to consider it a good night of drinking if i pooped my bed.....0
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I already shared my sharting story months ago.
It was fabulous.0
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