Be honest... you've pooped yourself, haven't you.

kamaperry

Once, thank God I was alone

williams969

Yep. Lots of times :blushing: When I've got a stomach bug, the one time I tried a "cleanse" (oh, thank God I was at home that day), and I even pooped every time I went into labor (and even in the delivery room--vomit, too EEEWWW) with every single one of my children.

Piss myself a lot, too. I have a "nervous" bladder (4 traumatic pregnancies/deliveries of giant babies will do that). Pissed myself at work once (in front of a customer--upscale furniture sales) when I was pregnant. He would NOT let me get away for 2 minutes during a lengthy consultation. DO NOT mess with a pregnant lady. When she says she needs 2 minutes, giver her 2 danged minutes!

Slinky_BraveHeartBunsOfSteel

Yes. About 6 years ago when I was(stupidly) taking Orlistat, I leaked orange poop on a thrice daily basis(Never lost any weight either) :grumble: That's kind of made me want to change my ticker now...

Xalifer

Yup several times tbh.. Glad to know I'm not the only one

BekaBooluvsu

I think this is my favorite thread on the entire internet right now.

Me too

smantha32

Yes. About 6 years ago when I was(stupidly) taking Orlistat, I leaked orange poop on a thrice daily basis(Never lost any weight either) :grumble: That's kind of made me want to change my ticker now...

Alli does that to you as well. I didn't think I had one of these stories... but yeah.. sharting orange oil.

bostonwolf

I've had a few incidents and recently a memorable close call.

Was at soccer practice in high school when the need hit me like a Mack truck hitting a deer. Stopped me in my tracks. I was only about a 1/4 mile from home and told the coach I'd be back. Though I could make it. I did not make it. Fortunately only one squirt got out and my underwear contained it.

A few years back I decided to start running more and signed up for a series of summertime 5k races. One per month from May to September. I peaked at the July race. I was in great shape and was really looking forward to setting a PR. I'd had lentil soup for lunch about 5 hours before race. Literally as the 10 second countdown to the start begins I feel the poop drop into my colon and start knocking on the door hard. I go white and turn to my buddy next to me and say "I need to take a ****."

As a fellow runner he knew the feeling. Gun sounds and we both go. The race was around a section of the Charles River in Cambridge/Watertown MA. About a mile in I'm still doing OK when the poop makes me stop for the first time. There is a business right on the river that rents kayaks and stand up paddleboards. They have a portapotty available. I debate using it and decide I can make it.

This was a mistake.

I never shat myself but spent the rest of the race between a slow jog, stopping completely to hold it in, and walking. After the race as Kramer would say on Seinfeld I'd appeared to have "missed my chance" and things were OK.

I was heading out for vacation after the race so went home to shower before driving down to New Jersey. As soon as I stepped in the house and my body knew a toilet was available the crippling pain returned. I barely made it down on the seat. I was probably ****ting as I was dropping into full squat. Fortunately it all went into the bowl. I'm glad I was home alone. It must have sounded very similar to Jeff Daniels crapping in Dumb and Dumber. Along with laughs/tears of relief when it was over.

Inkratlet

I can't say I ever have. My body likes to expel dodgy food in the opposite direction before it ever gets that far - thank you sensitive stomach!

odusgolp

On the way to a BBQ I had my two grandaughters with me in the car, hadn't been feeling good all morning. We were at a red light waiting for the green and an awful cramp hit me and then all hell broke loose. The two darlings rolled down the windows and started shouting at the cars on either side of us that their Popie had pooped his pants could anybody help us. This little old lady in the car next to us say's oh dear and throws a small package of kleenex thru the window.

Needless to say I had to turn around and go back to the house to clean up. When we get to the BBQ the girls run ahead of me into the back yard holding hands and singing a little chant the turds had made up.

We are late because he couldn't wait , Poopie Popie Pooped his Pants ! Well that went over real well.

Still Love the little snots though . :drinker:

Can't stop laughing!!

JoelleAnn78

Only twice --

#1 had the flu - should have puked in the trash so I could use the toilet as well, but, alas, I was puking in the toilet... I may have gotten some on the trash, so there's always that..... :blushing:

#2 I was pregnant. In my son's nursery cleaning and oops..... I chalk it up to being pregnant. Never happened before and hasn't happened since, but my husband was unimpressed when he was using the Little Green Machine to clean poop out of our child's carpet BEFORE our child even arrived.....:noway:

Now, if this was the have you ever peed yourself thread.... Well, there's not enough time in the day. Every. Single. 5K I ran last year I peed myself, one of the 5Ks this year - at mile 1.5 and had to run the last 1.6 in soaking wet pants and sneakers... :grumble: On occassion if I am doing a hard training run... The list goes on and on. I'm blaming that on the baby, too...:sad:

Seriously - I've quoted myself, because obviously posting this (above) jinxed me. I set off on my longest run Saturday morning at 4:45am. Felt great -- hit the restroom before I left and even did a little pre-emptive push, just to be sure... Nope, nothing. Off I went. Got 2 miles in and felt a little rumbly. Started reviewing the route for any potential open bathrooms (I was running the main road from one town to the next). Hit 6 miles and knew I was never going to make it home. Remembered the public boat launch has a porta potty. Turned down the road to the boat launch....

Needless to say... my first in public poop was severe enough to end the run and require I walk straight off the end of the boat launch in to the ocean. I texted my husband to come get me, dropped my phone and key on the beach and headed into the ocean. When he showed up I was just walking out after removing and washing out my running pants and putting them back on.:grumble:

soxobsessed

Last year, after my first half marathon. Never had an issue with running before but I usually run then head right home and go so I never noticed I guess. Finished the half, BF couldn't remember where he parked, got too far away from the portapotties and yeah **** happened. My bf and I had only been dating about 3 months but he got me into the woods, found some napkins helped me clean up and even had a spare pair of pants for me. He's a keeper

dlionsmane

All I'm gonna say is one bathroom apartment, daughter in the shower, trash can in the kitchen... yeah, that happened.

odusgolp

Last year, after my first half marathon. Never had an issue with running before but I usually run then head right home and go so I never noticed I guess. Finished the half, BF couldn't remember where he parked, got too far away from the portapotties and yeah **** happened. My bf and I had only been dating about 3 months but he got me into the woods, found some napkins helped me clean up and even had a spare pair of pants for me. He's a keeper

Never let that one go. In fact, propose... now.

JTick

The last time I made enchiladas, I found a lower calorie sauce and tossed the whole can on, and then proceeded to eat all four enchiladas. On my way home from college that night, I felt like I needed to fart. And, well....

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neveragain84

Since my confession years ago, I have had more and more people PM me with their "Oops, I pooped my pants/bed/significant other" stories.

You don't need to tell your story, but let's just consider this an informal poll. How many of you, as full grown adults, have accidentally done dookies in an involuntary, inappropriate place?


ETA: Stories are of course welcome, however!!

The "significant other" part disturbs me.

justal313

as a runner I can say never trust a fart after 3 miles.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

jferg70 wrote: »

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/jferg70

Remind me never to run long distance!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

usmcmp wrote: »

Okay I will tell one of my pooping stories.

In 2012 I signed myself and my kids up for a 5k. It was a fun run/walk. They were super excited about it and I was too until I came down with the stomach flu the night before. That morning I told my kids that there is no way we could make it. We had to drive 30 minutes to the parking location, take a bus another 20 minutes to the starting point, and be there at least 30 minutes early. That's almost 3 hours before I would have access to a bathroom.

They cried when they heard that we wouldn't be going. Of course the mommy guilt set in and I decided to just clench my cheeks and go. Everything went fine for the drive and ride, but as we stood at the starting line I began to sweat. It was fall, so people knew something was wrong with me when I ripped off my jacket to show a soaked t-shirt. My stomach started making horrible noises and people moved further away. I decided I HAD to find a porta-potty IMMEDIATELY! Suddenly the starting gun went off and the crowd swept us down the street.

Every step was excruciating to my swollen stomach and my clenched butt cheeks. At the first mile marker my body had enough and just decided to let go. I'll spare the details, but the sweater wrapped around my waist did nothing to disguise what happened. We finished the long slow 3.2 mile walk, grabbed a breakfast bag and hobbled to the bus to go to our car. The stench and the whispers were enough to make me want to die.

We survived and I will never forget my kids' first 5k.

Holy crap! I never saw this before. I want to hug you (from a distance).

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I don't know how I missed this when it was started originally. These stories are frickin' hilarious! Mine's not that funny. I was on my way to work, driving my husband's Tahoe, and I had a horrible pain in my stomach. I thought, if I just farted, I would feel soooo much better. Thank God for leather seats!

SusanL222

Beast_Monster_Machine wrote: »

Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants

FTW!