Be honest... you've pooped yourself, haven't you.

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    oh yeah.

    sharts
    squirts
    little milk dud
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
    Lol, if one engages in drinking a lot of protein shakes and taking creatine, it's GONNA happens sometime. No shame from me, of course I have.

    One of the worst displays I've ever seen by someone else though was when I first started lifting. A real "hole in the wall" gym with very basic equipment. Anyway guy was squatting with a respectable weight. There were about 5 of us in the gym at the time. Then we hear big fart. As the guy starts ascending in his squat, he craps all over himself. Ah, but he continued till he finished his reps. He then went into the bathroom, apparently stripped off his clothing, we hear some water rushing, and then he comes back out (looking sans underwear) in his sweats, then goes on to the leg press to finish his leg work. Gym stank till the next day. That week I went and joined Gold's.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    HE FINISHED HIS REPS?!?!
    Not kidding. Dude just kept going. Think he did like 4 more. Me and the others weren't only shocked, but gagging from the smell.
    Gahhh, I just gagged again from visually thinking about it again.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    That would never happen at Planet Fitness!
  • Snip8241
    Snip8241 Posts: 767 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants

    I am laughing so hard I am crying.......
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *kitten* happens. Literally. Yes, I'm not proud, but it's happened.

    Jeff... have anything to add here?

    At this time, i am choosing not to share any stories i *might* have publicly. A apologised for the comforter. The washing machine did it's job. Enough said.

    ETA: When i am ready to share, odus hears it first.


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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants


    I feel seriously inadequate for not having done this...
  • Barbellarella_
    Barbellarella_ Posts: 454 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants
    :laugh:







    Also I feel very left out that I don't have an epic ???? story to tell. :sad:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants
    :laugh:







    Also I feel very left out that I don't have an epic ???? story to tell. :sad:

    That's not hard to fix you know.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants
    :laugh:








    Also I feel very left out that I don't have an epic ???? story to tell. :sad:

    All you need is a pizza with chorizo and garlic on it, apparently!! JOIN US!
  • liekewheeless
    liekewheeless Posts: 416 Member
    Only when sick. I've been very fortunate with extreme bowel control.
    And childbirth doesn't count. It's expected and encouraged, means you're doing it right!
  • Wasatcher
    Wasatcher Posts: 40 Member
    You people are all disgusting and should be wearing diapers. Even with creatine and protein shakes it hasn't happened to me.

    I did share a golf cart once with someone who had the accident. Pulled my bag off the card and walked from there on. He went down to the pond washed it off and put 'em back on. News reached the clubhouse before him. When he got there it had absolutely cleared out.
  • elizabethroyce10
    elizabethroyce10 Posts: 37 Member
    LOL I love that im not the only one! I had a major major incident... on the streets of Boston............
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    Somethings shouldn't be public knowledge, I know since I started eating clean I'm afraid to fart. LOL!!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    LOL I love that im not the only one! I had a major major incident... on the streets of Boston............

    Now we know what that bomb was really about....
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    LOL I love that im not the only one! I had a major major incident... on the streets of Boston............

    Now we know what that bomb was really about....

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    LOL I love that im not the only one! I had a major major incident... on the streets of Boston............

    Now we know what that bomb was really about....

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    This gif is freaking epic.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants
    :laugh:







    Also I feel very left out that I don't have an epic ???? story to tell. :sad:

    I can get you started with a simple recipe: Drink Bud Light all night, then go golfing at 6:00am...
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Sure have. I was really sick my senior year of high school, like REALLY sick. I totally pooped my pants. *kitten* happens.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Repeatedly! It's especially hard when you can't/find it hard to control that area of your body and can't transfer to a pot(Paralysis, BOO, HISS!). Long story short, I once did in class (eww!), but since we were working in the campus library, our kind-hearted professor assumed that the librarian tooted.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    What is it with running races?
    Now, if this was the have you ever peed yourself thread.... Well, there's not enough time in the day. Every. Single. 5K I ran last year I peed myself, one of the 5Ks this year - at mile 1.5 :angry: and had to run the last 1.6 in soaking wet pants and sneakers... :grumble: On occassion if I am doing a hard training run... The list goes on and on. I'm blaming that on the baby, too...:sad:
    I saw a youtube video with a pooped runner and it was a sight for sore eyes.
  • doozerbob
    doozerbob Posts: 11 Member
    Several, soul destroying times. Lactose intolerance and copious amounts of alcohol do not mix!!!
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    See I don't even count peeing myself, because I scuba dive. As my dive master always said, never trust the diver that claims they don't pee in their wetsuit!
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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    On the way to a BBQ I had my two grandaughters with me in the car, hadn't been feeling good all morning. We were at a red light waiting for the green and an awful cramp hit me and then all hell broke loose. The two darlings rolled down the windows and started shouting at the cars on either side of us that their Popie had pooped his pants could anybody help us. This little old lady in the car next to us say's oh dear and throws a small package of kleenex thru the window.

    Needless to say I had to turn around and go back to the house to clean up. When we get to the BBQ the girls run ahead of me into the back yard holding hands and singing a little chant the turds had made up.

    We are late because he couldn't wait , Poopie Popie Pooped his Pants ! Well that went over real well.

    Still Love the little snots though . :drinker:
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    Shouldnt this thread be titled?:

    A guide to get you started on your path to Poopypants
    :laugh:



    Also I feel very left out that I don't have an epic ???? story to tell. :sad:

    All you need is a pizza with chorizo and garlic on it, apparently!! JOIN US!

    Have some ice ready for your butt too.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    I think this is my favorite thread on the entire internet right now.
  • SomeNights246
    SomeNights246 Posts: 807 Member
    Well, these days I'm pretty open (on the internet at least, not so much IRL) about my eating disorder.

    And it is very commonly known that they cause digestive *ahem* issues.

    Let's just say... I found myself wanting do die of embarrassment, and hoping my friend did not notice the smell before I rushed to the bathroom.
  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
    I am pretty bad with the sharts when I am at work and no one working with me. The funny thing is, I never have that issue anywhere else, and sometimes I have no warning its gonna happen. I really think its just because we are not allowed to leave the floor if we are the only one working. I've had TWO occasions I thought it was just a fart and nothing more...:embarassed:
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
    I am laughing so hard I am crying...
    I wish I had one to tell...but I don't..I feel completely left out...

    ETA: BEST THREAD EVER
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    No, not yet, but so, so close.

    One plant where I worked has larger, centrally located bathrooms. My office was located away from both of them, where I had a significant walk to either. I was working diligently (or surfing the internet) in my office when out of nowhere...

    Uh oh. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

    It was so bad, I had to do the vice clench, partially doubled-over, straight-legged, not-too-fast-or-I'll-poop walk to the bathroom. I had to pass half of the plant in this manner and I'm sure everyone I passed knew exactly what was up. I was sweating and dying of embarrassment the whole way.

    I was so relieved when I finally made it, I didn't give the intestinal "walk of shame" another thought.
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
    Why is everyone sh*ttening themselves? :noway:

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