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  • marywalsh3718
    marywalsh3718 Posts: 18 Member
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    Atlanta Bob - you crack me up!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
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    It's also not a relationship website, a parenting website, a game, music, or medical website, but that doesn't stop anyone.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

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    Forget all of em....they cannot provide a local presence!
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    Forget all of em....they cannot provide a local presence!

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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,302 Member
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    lets mingle

    I'm not, but by wife's hot!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?
  • janegalt37
    janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
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    OP - You are mischievous-pixie adorable! If I wasn't ridiculously happily married....

    Also, you seem to have a knack for attracting all the best of MFP. Well done. :drinker:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    Forget all of em....they cannot provide a local presence!

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    Forget all of em....they cannot provide a local presence!

    giphy.gif

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    And now I mess this combo up LOL
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  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Single here....
    going through divorce at least.
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    OP - You are mischievous-pixie adorable! If I wasn't ridiculously happily married....

    Also, you seem to have a knack for attracting all the best of MFP. Well done. :drinker:

    awww staaahhhp thank you :)
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single

    Ha...up the road from me.....
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    Insert Forever alone photo here
  • Junken__Diraffe
    Junken__Diraffe Posts: 102
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    It was the mom jeans and c0ck pics that did it for me.
  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
    sad_waffle_round_stickers-rd5c44996546d47dda4fbd4e0429975da_v9waf_8byvr_512.jpg

    It's also not a relationship website, a parenting website, a game, music, or medical website, but that doesn't stop anyone.

    True dat! ^ :laugh:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    Forget all of em....they cannot provide a local presence!

    Presence or present????
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  • p8liwag
    p8liwag Posts: 919 Member
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  • Tanie98
    Tanie98 Posts: 675 Member
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    :noway: wow!

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