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  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    in for the clap
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    I just got off my antibiotics
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    in for the clap

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  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    Haha I'm also single.

    But I'm also a bunch of pixels on the internet. :/

    What'll that get me?

    honestly didn't know that Neopets was a thing anymore
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
    Haha I'm also single.

    But I'm also a bunch of pixels on the internet. :/

    What'll that get me?

    honestly didn't know that Neopets was a thing anymore

    *shudders* No... How can you say that...

    I've been playing since 7th grade lol - 8 years later here I am
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  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    I just got off my antibiotics

    Sweet. You're fair game.
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  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
    in for the clap

    I keep a penicillin dispenser by the dresser. Let's do this.

    lol!! Ready.
  • FitCattitude
    FitCattitude Posts: 64 Member
    Lol, very funny thread. (squeaks 'am single too') Wanted to comment to join in a bit more some time, as I haven't worked out a lot of the forum thingies yet, with only being here a week so far. :laugh:
  • fitgirlandfoodie
    fitgirlandfoodie Posts: 1,014 Member
    single too! I think I've forgotten how not to be!
  • mizzzc
    mizzzc Posts: 346 Member
    so it's not just me? :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    Ah, you're better off. Guys are disgusting. You just forget how much after a while of being single.
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  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    Ah, you're better off. Guys are disgusting. You just forget how much after a while of being single.

    We really are, I mean, I have to clean up after myself and everything. I get really annoyed at myself for the mess I leave laying around. I'm disgusting.

    Good God, so vile, stahp it. (laugh of the day, thank you lol)
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Spits all over computer screen! I would totally date him!!! He is fantastic!

    I mean look at the fire engine red body!!! So hot!!

    That's my stapler right 'chere!!!!
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    Ah, you're better off. Guys are disgusting. You just forget how much after a while of being single.

    We really are, I mean, I have to clean up after myself and everything. I get really annoyed at myself for the mess I leave laying around. I'm disgusting.

    Dude if you think you are disgusting let me tell you about the last 5 days of this intermittent farting program I learned about here on MFP. I have had to go to the Wal-Mart 5 times for a new pack of undies.
  • AydensMom37
    AydensMom37 Posts: 44
    This post is hilarious! Also single!
  • marywalsh3718
    marywalsh3718 Posts: 18 Member
    I am also single. But, I have dealbreakers (I'm childfree) and live in a rural area. I would not mind dating someone who lives in populated areas 1.5 -2 hours away (by car)... but I find that women do not reciprocate the willingness to date outside their neighborhood. And... I would rather be single than with someone who is incompatible (been there, done that, got the t-shirt). So I'm ok with being single, all things considered.

    Are you still on? I'm in Omaha - how far is that - looks like within your distance.
  • UsernameisNick
    UsernameisNick Posts: 49
    I tried not being single once. Most expensive mistake of my life. :laugh:
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Spits all over computer screen! I would totally date him!!! He is fantastic!

    I mean look at the fire engine red body!!! So hot!!

    That's my stapler right 'chere!!!!

    I own that stapler!

    No seriously. I have a red swingline stapler in my desk. I had to rescue it from the conference room just last week.
  • dlionsmane
    dlionsmane Posts: 674 Member
    Good for you, young lady! Some sparkling conversation and shared interests and you are guaranteed to find yourself a husband!

    With love,
    Burt
    You need another "R" in your screen name.

    I was totally thinking the same thing...:laugh:
  • lngbrd
    lngbrd Posts: 279 Member
    Here come all the married guys! lol






    Someone call me?
  • aurorareigns
    aurorareigns Posts: 167
    I tried not being single once. Most expensive mistake of my life. :laugh:

    Sounds like something my ex would say. lol
  • MKEgal
    MKEgal Posts: 3,250 Member
    Brettpgh said:
    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.
    Couldn't have anything to do with looking nice, could it?
    I like smart girls that make me laugh
    Smart people wouldn't butcher the language like the OP does.
  • meinola
    meinola Posts: 36 Member
    Damn, too late to the party. Oh well, guess I'll spend the evening:

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  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    Lmao. I was looking for some way to track my fitness goals and stumbled across this site. Have toyed with the idea of a dating site. 2 birds with one stone?
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Single as well. Great middle of the night entertainment.
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
    I love been single, more money for me at Christmas :D
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    join the club

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