im single

rml_16

anything in particular that should be mingling....???

Maybe someones dingaling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

Lemongrab13

I've been single forever.
No one likes dead white guys anymore :sad:

AmandaDeShawn

Here come all the married guys! lol

THIS ^^^^^^^^^^

SheGlows

This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

I like them spicy;-)

sassyjae21

Here come all the married guys! lol

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

It's not that :devil: :drinker:

zericaaaaa

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

Single file ladies!

Dibs!

HE'S MINE!

omg yes

Mikkimeow

It smells like sex in here.

skullshank

It smells like sex in here.

i queefed

usmcmp

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

Single file ladies!

Dibs!

HE'S MINE!

He's MINE!

Linli_Anne

This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

10/10, would bang

Mikkimeow

It smells like sex in here.

i queefed

Nice aroma.

George_Baileys_Ghost

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

Single file ladies!

He's lying. The real reason? *holds hands about 12" apart and silently says the word, "around" *

just curious how you know this?

Atrocity108

Let's dance

skullshank

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

Single file ladies!

Dibs!

HE'S MINE!

He's MINE!

im sure we can make some sort of agreement...

summertime_girl

Forever alone....:huh:

sixout

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lizarddev

This is humorous today. It made me fall out laughing at my desk before my date tonight.

CharliesInCharge

Forever alone....:huh:

you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?

skullshank

It smells like sex in here.

i queefed

Nice aroma.

glad you enjoy!

Fat2Fit_imready

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

nicailyzee

Wow!

zericaaaaa

this thread just keeps getting better and better

Burt_Huttz

Good for you, young lady! Some sparkling conversation and shared interests and you are guaranteed to find yourself a husband!

With love,
Burt

summertime_girl

Forever alone....:huh:

you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?

Nope. Myself. There seems to be a real lack of men in my area. Lots of boys. But men are hard to find.

usmcmp

Here come all the married guys! lol

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

Single file ladies!

Dibs!

HE'S MINE!

He's MINE!

im sure we can make some sort of agreement...

I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THIS GIF IMPLIES!!

jmt08c

This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

Go eat some waffles, waffle. Maybe they can satisfy you if a man won't.

KrazyDaizy

This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

Wrong.

The_WoIverine

lishie_rebooted

It smells like sex in here.

I was going to say desperation...