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  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
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    definetly expected a male... maybe you are?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Checks URL.

    Did I make a wrong turn on the Information Superhighway?
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    nah you just know all the ladies love them some Brett ;).. you are mr sweet and smooth

    Pretty sure it his huge *&^k
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    He's lying. The real reason? *holds hands about 12" apart and silently says the word, "around" *
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

    this is the chit chat, fun and games message board. you are not fun at all so leave
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    me toooo... (single).

    girl imma bout to date you haha you are drop dead gorgeous
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif
  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

    :wink:
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    He's lying. The real reason? *holds hands about 12" apart and silently says the word, "around" *

    just curious how you know this?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    anything in particular that should be mingling....???

    Maybe someones dingaling ;)
    When I was a little biddy boy
    My grandma bought me a cute little toy
    Two Silver bells on a string
    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
    My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

    When I was little boy In Grammar school
    Always went by the very best rule
    But Evertime the bell would ring
    You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

    Once while climbing the garden wall,
    Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
    I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
    But I held on to My ding-a-ling

    Once while swimming cross turtle creek
    Man them snappers right at my feet
    Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
    with both hands holding my dingaling

    Now this here song it ain't so bad
    Prettiest little song that you ever had
    And those of you who will not sing
    must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
  • Lemongrab13
    Lemongrab13 Posts: 206 Member
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    I've been single forever.
    No one likes dead white guys anymore :sad:
  • AmandaDeShawn
    AmandaDeShawn Posts: 340 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    THIS ^^^^^^^^^^
  • SheGlows
    SheGlows Posts: 520 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

    I like them spicy;-)
  • sassyjae21
    sassyjae21 Posts: 1,217 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    It's not that :devil: :drinker: :heart:
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    omg yes
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    It smells like sex in here.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    It smells like sex in here.

    i queefed
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

    BACK_OFF_JAMIE_.gif

    He's MINE!
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  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

    10/10, would bang

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