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  • The_WoIverine
    The_WoIverine Posts: 367 Member
    Presence or present????
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  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
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    I wasn't going to participate, as I'm not single...but I can't pass up this gif of Ryan Gosling.....hello Captain Yummy!
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single

    And rather gorgeous. Sheesh, whoever let you go is a moron.
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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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  • Mikel423
    Mikel423 Posts: 579 Member
    Alright! Let's do this! (insert Leroy Jenkins GIF)
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    It smells like sex in here.

    i queefed

    Smells like a used diaper full of Indian food...
  • focknfree
    focknfree Posts: 66 Member
    Single man signing in!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single

    And rather gorgeous. Sheesh, whoever let you go is a moron.

    because all "hot" chicks have great personalities.
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  • justinitsul
    justinitsul Posts: 1,018 Member
    Single guy here
  • roanokejoe49
    roanokejoe49 Posts: 820 Member
    You're a little young for me to be mingling with, but your weight loss results are STELLAR! Keep up all the good work!
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single

    And rather gorgeous. Sheesh, whoever let you go is a moron.

    The white knight is strong in this one.
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    What if the OP isn't actually single, but part of an elaborate internet cuckold fantasy?

    oh I am def single haha freshly single

    And rather gorgeous. Sheesh, whoever let you go is a moron.

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  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    I am ready to join this party!! I just dropped 35lbs in two weeks doing intermittent farting! Thanks MFP!
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    One single chick, 300 single dudes... yea that's about right
    Count me in, i'm single too
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    ...in for teh mingles.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    It smells like sex in here.

    i queefed

    Smells like a used diaper full of Indian food...

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  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?

    No way you're single
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?

    No way you're single

    last time i checked...yep...
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    LOVE the Red Sox...
  • missyj1115
    missyj1115 Posts: 1,220 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?

    No way you're single


    last time i checked...yep...

    Throwing my hat in the ring as my girl stated "why the hell not"

    We could say the same about you Adiabatic!!
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    It's his beard isn't it?
  • sstolii123
    sstolii123 Posts: 205 Member
    I am ready to join this party!! I just dropped 35lbs in two weeks doing intermittent farting! Thanks MFP!

    Arent farts lighter than air? I would think you would gain weight with a massive farting episode. Might need to get mythbusters involved!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?

    No way you're single


    last time i checked...yep...

    Throwing my hat in the ring as my girl stated "why the hell not"

    We could say the same about you Adiabatic!!

    Missy I was thinking the same thing when I responded...but didn't speak my mind
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    I am ready to join this party!! I just dropped 35lbs in two weeks doing intermittent farting! Thanks MFP!

    Arent farts lighter than air? I would think you would gain weight with a massive farting episode. Might need to get mythbusters involved!

    Better read this:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/695972-intermittent-farting

    you're welcome!
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  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    LOL....I was waiting for the "Mfp isn't a dating site" responses...

    Throwing myself into the single mix...why the hell not?

    ~Snickers!!~ Single, and have no plans on changing that drama free zone ANY time soon! Just gonna play, and have fun for a while.
  • BlondeButtercup127
    BlondeButtercup127 Posts: 750 Member
    Single!
    :drinker:
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