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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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    It smells like sex in here.

    i queefed

    Nice aroma.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    He's lying. The real reason? *holds hands about 12" apart and silently says the word, "around" *

    just curious how you know this?

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  • Atrocity108
    Atrocity108 Posts: 328 Member
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    Let's dance :)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

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    He's MINE!
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    im sure we can make some sort of agreement...

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  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Forever alone....:huh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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  • lizarddev
    lizarddev Posts: 100 Member
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    This is humorous today. It made me fall out laughing at my desk before my date tonight.
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
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    Forever alone....:huh:

    you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    It smells like sex in here.

    i queefed

    Nice aroma.

    glad you enjoy!

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  • Fat2Fit_imready
    Fat2Fit_imready Posts: 363 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • nicailyzee
    nicailyzee Posts: 183 Member
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    Wow!
  • zericaaaaa
    zericaaaaa Posts: 313 Member
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    this thread just keeps getting better and better
  • Burt_Huttz
    Burt_Huttz Posts: 1,612 Member
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    Good for you, young lady! Some sparkling conversation and shared interests and you are guaranteed to find yourself a husband!

    With love,
    Burt
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Forever alone....:huh:

    you? I find that hard to believe.. I would guess you are referring to the OP?

    Nope. Myself. There seems to be a real lack of men in my area. Lots of boys. But men are hard to find.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Here come all the married guys! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I really think the main reason for the inordinate amount of female attention I get around here is because I'm one of the few not actually married.

    Single file ladies!

    Dibs!

    HE'S MINE!

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    He's MINE!
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    im sure we can make some sort of agreement...

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    I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THIS GIF IMPLIES!!

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  • jmt08c
    jmt08c Posts: 343 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.

    Go eat some waffles, waffle. Maybe they can satisfy you if a man won't.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    This is a fitness website. Please stop using it like My Flirt Pal. That's not what this is for.
    Wrong.
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  • The_WoIverine
    The_WoIverine Posts: 367 Member
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  • lishie_rebooted
    lishie_rebooted Posts: 2,973 Member
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    It smells like sex in here.

    I was going to say desperation...

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