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*40k geekout*

Impressive shoulders

No 1 is the truth.

That escalated quickly

I'm a ninja I can't swim I can't drive

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And finally; Chuck Norris once got 100% on a calculus exam by writing violence for every question. Chuck Norris solves all problems with violence I love this thread

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Well, I've only seen bits of her so wouldn't call it a crush - looks good though B)

nope

not that I recall

nope

Only one way to find out!

Nah... go for beer though

Yeah... we'd do fine

One on upper right arm, but working on a full sleeve...

Current or 10

Twice, one was mostly mutual - though technically she beat me to it. The other was heart breaking, but I now recognize that she felt she needed to make a whole raft of life changing decisions for her health and well being - I just happened to be on the wrong end of one of those decisions.

Im in it to build more muscle to crush my enemies..... Or, y'know, be healthier n stuff

Nah

They should make it less cool looking if its supposed to be the naughty step...

Private profile, so not 100% sure, but I do like her various profile photos ;)

Hug

To be honest, most days it would be quicker to list what doesn't...

Fur families are the way forward.... people aren't that nice :\