Chuck Norris Facts

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  • cdlee05
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    Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
  • cdlee05
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    Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
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    omg this is my absolute favorite message board. YES!!!
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  • cdlee05
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    barry1992 wrote: »
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

    LOL!!!!

  • glwage
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.
  • Benjinkan
    Benjinkan Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

    It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

    Chuck Norris invented beef burgers by kicking a cow through a chain-link fence.
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,902 Member
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    Burpees hate Chuck Norris.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • TheRoadDog
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    As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't watch porn. Porn watches Chuck Norris.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
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    The sight of Chuck Norris makes elephants forget.
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
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    The only reason Charlie Sheen is winning is because Chuck invented it.
  • glwage
    glwage Posts: 375 Member
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    Chuck's electric vehicle never needs to be recharged. It harnesses the power of Chuck.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Chuck Norris once swam up a waterfall
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    The was once a street named Chuck Norris. Officials changed its name for public safety as no on crosses Chuck Norris alive
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Chuck Norris is what the Bulls in Pamplona are running from
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