Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.0
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Chuck Norris can speak French... In Russian.0
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omg this is my absolute favorite message board. YES!!!0
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.0
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris invented beef burgers by kicking a cow through a chain-link fence.0 -
Burpees hate Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't watch porn. Porn watches Chuck Norris.0
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Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".0
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The sight of Chuck Norris makes elephants forget.0
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The only reason Charlie Sheen is winning is because Chuck invented it.0
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Chuck's electric vehicle never needs to be recharged. It harnesses the power of Chuck.0
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Chuck Norris once swam up a waterfall0
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The was once a street named Chuck Norris. Officials changed its name for public safety as no on crosses Chuck Norris alive0
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Chuck Norris is what the Bulls in Pamplona are running from
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