Chuck Norris Facts

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    When Chuck Norris was 5, he was 6
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris has a beach-house in Alaska








  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.

    He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
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    TRUE:

    You can't even type "Chuck Norris Jokes" in Google...it only populates "Chuck Norris FACTS".
  • JeraldTX
    JeraldTX Posts: 42 Member
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    Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris.
  • JeraldTX
    JeraldTX Posts: 42 Member
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    When Chuck Norris blows out a candle, he can roundhouse kick you three times before it gets dark.
  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
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    Chuck Norris never get sick. But when the flu gets Chuck Norris, it has to stay in bed for two whole weeks.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Mr. Whipple begged Chuck Norris to squeeze the Charmin.





  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Chuck Norris died years ago; Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
  • lizwrites1313
    lizwrites1313 Posts: 160 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Chuck Norris was bitten buy a deadly poisonous snake, after four agonising days, the snake died.

    Love it
  • amser1
    amser1 Posts: 215 Member
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    Ghosts sit around campfires telling Chuck Norris stories
  • amser1
    amser1 Posts: 215 Member
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    Haha here's another: Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns
  • kommodevaran
    kommodevaran Posts: 17,890 Member
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    amser1 wrote: »
    Haha here's another: Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns

    :D
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Chuck Norris won American Idol. Using Sign Language.
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    Chuck Norris does MOW THE LAWN, he just tells the grass not too grow
  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
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    The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
  • hlbrennan
    hlbrennan Posts: 39 Member
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    Sharks watch Chuck Week on TV!
    (Thank you for making this :)

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