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mcgeegee69
What was that all about?
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I need Answeres
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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Am I Schizophrenic?
This morning when i was laying in bed half asleep i heard a voice that sounded like it was coming from the hall say, "don't go to work." I was startled and jolted right awake. When i found no one there i put it aside and took a shower. While in the shower i heard it again like it was outside my door, barely audible, then…
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But...do you believe this?
Men are just generally better at some things than women, just as women are just generally better at some things than men are.
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Person above you....
Socially Inept, borderline Psychotic or Sociopath?
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I know you are...
...but what am I?
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People are accusing me not taking a picture in profile...
and this is not true!! I have had several people delete and block me over the past few months and even more in the past couple weeks, and then I started getting messages saying to start taking pictures in profile and that everyone would still know it was me if I was standing sideways, and started saying things about taking…
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Do iPhones Cause 'iSolation'?
Cost #1: Opportunities Our social fabric is in danger of being ripped to shreds as we swap electronic connection for personal relationships. The nature of community depends upon us being connected to one another. Being civil means, or at least used to mean, valuing relationships beyond our immediate circle of family and…
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I need advice
There is this girl on MFP that I really like. She comments on stuff I post and has even "liked" some of my sayings. She always seems interested when I pm her, but I think she might be married. Should I PM her a picture of my little Roaddog?
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Dumped My Girlfriend because She Passed...
....gas. Couldn't take the smell. Plus, I thought we were eating clean and I was smelling Del Taco. Must've been stopping off on her way home and not telling me. Had to cut her loose. Did I make the right decision?
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Perfect Mistress
Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes: - Redhead - Green Eyes - 5 foot 6 inches tall - 140 pounds - Has Curves in all…
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You can be my 6.9 Friend
After you lose the period.
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Juke Box
Anyone here old enough to remember going to the local soda shop after school? Had a place right by my school. Munchyburgers. Hamburgers and Sodas for 12 cents each. Fries were 16 cents. But...you always made sure you had enough change for the Juke Box. For a quarter you could play three songs. I usally picked White Room by…
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Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble; If I stay, it will be double. I'm trying to care about all these posts, but it doesn't show. It's not my fault. My daughter told me it's because I never smile and my face doesn't register emotion. So, her and my wife bought me a special watch last year. It doesn't just tell time..it monitors…
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I need a new right hand
Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is affecting my love life.
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Water Intake
Can I count the ice that melts in my Double Knob Creek on the Rocks?
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Shout Out to Real People in their 50's and 60's
Just plodding along. Taking those small victories when I can. No fabulous selfies in my yoga pants to post. No triathalons in my future. Just looking for real people dealing with real issues.
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If the person above you...
...shoplifted, would you report him/her?
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Coolest Guy on the Planet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaau2uPFqI
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Who wants a pervy PM?
Just making a list for when I'm bored at work.
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Hotter Castaway? Ginger or Mary Ann?
It was a toss up for me.
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Best TV Cop? Barney Miller or Barney Fife
Who do you think?
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Better VH Front Man? DLR or Sammy?
I liked them both and saw both versions of VH in concert. I consider them to be two different bands. DLR was an icon, but Sammy has more talent as a writer and a much better vocal range.
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Better TV Mom? June Cleaver or Donna Reed
What do you think?
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My feeling are hurt
Not yet. But I am hoping that, in true MFP fashion, you guys can get all over my case and make me cry before someone goes to far and gets this shut down.
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"DUDE"
Am I completely and totally ignorant? My poor sister in law was fuming over a memo that included the word "dude" as in "What's up, Dude?". She was so upset because a coworker complained that the word "Dude" is a slur against inexperienced cowboys. Is the word "Dude" really a slur against inexperienced cowboys????
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Kelp Noodles
Heard about them the other day. I'm always looking for a pasta alternative. I ordered some and expect them this week. Anyone else tried them? Have any ideas for cooking with them?
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My wife can be such a jerk sometimes
There's a Strip Club right down the street and the strippers are starting a walking club for the strippers and patrons. My wife doesn't want me to join. I think she may be insecure about my weight loss and is sabotaging me.
