Dumped My Girlfriend because She Passed...

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TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
edited February 19 in Chit-Chat
....gas. Couldn't take the smell. Plus, I thought we were eating clean and I was smelling Del Taco. Must've been stopping off on her way home and not telling me.

Had to cut her loose. Did I make the right decision?

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  • KatieLouWho19
    KatieLouWho19 Posts: 776 Member
    ....gas. Couldn't take the smell. Plus, I thought we were eating clean and I was smelling Del Taco. Must've been stopping off on her way home and not telling me.

    Had to cut her loose. Did I make the right decision?

    Crying tears of happiness. Girls are not supposed to pass gas! :wink:
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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm appalled at your fart shaming. Let ye who has never passed gas throw the first stone.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    before i opened the thread, i thought you meant "passed" as in died and that she was dating taunto now.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Good for you, girlfriends should smell like fields of wild flowers! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • The_Iron_Beast
    The_Iron_Beast Posts: 66
    We all know that girls don't fart. I believe you were dating a dude.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    before i opened the thread, i thought you meant "passed" as in died and that she was dating taunto now.

    I just peed myself a little...
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    before i opened the thread, i thought you meant "passed" as in died and that she was dating taunto now.

    I just peed myself a little...

    Well that depends
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    before i opened the thread, i thought you meant "passed" as in died and that she was dating taunto now.

    I just peed myself a little...

    Well that depends


    You have NO idea.
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