Perfect Mistress

TheRoadDog

Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Redhead
- Green Eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 140 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

DainaLC

I think we just won this one! Perfect description! :flowerforyou:

reddz12

I'm a brunette with dyed red hair
green/hazle eys
5'5
I'm working on the weight part :-)
I used to have the right curves! I WILL GET THEM BACK
mmmm Harley girl for life......
Bourbon is my drink of choice, love the rough and tumble of a biker man and I love the smell of cigars although I do not smoke them.

ModoVincere

I'm a simple guy...
She just needs to be breathing.

rich347

I think the "Perfect Mistress" is a woman that knows her place lol.....I mean am I right?

MizTerry

I like leather. :bigsmile:

Sovi_

I'm wife material only. No since in not being able to cash in on life insurance.


Or did you mean Mistress as in LICK MY BOOTS?

rustyvicinie

hmmm would need to share my bourbon and cigars... let me think about that one.

reddz12

@rich347 knows her place is one thing, but holds her own makes it fun

SezxyStef

Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Redhead
- Green Eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 140 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

blonde but can dye my hair
Blue eyes but can get colored contacts
1 inch too tall..no heels I guess
157lbs...but don't look it
very curvy
I look great on the back of a bike esp in lace...leather perhaps
I love the smell of cigars and bourbon...
Likes dominant men but we will be scrapping lots...


wait sounds like the mom from Son's of anarchy...

kendall916

- Redhead :Brunette
- Green Eyes : amber
- 5 foot 6 inches tall : 4 foot 11
- 140 pounds : 120 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places : definite yes on the curves
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace : Lemme have a 'test run' to find out
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types no

Results -Insert Price is Right fail chime-

American_Made

I'm a brunette with dyed red hair
green/hazle eys
5'5
I'm working on the weight part :-)
I used to have the right curves! I WILL GET THEM BACK
mmmm Harley girl for life......
Bourbon is my drink of choice, love the rough and tumble of a biker man and I love the smell of cigars although I do not smoke them.

Perfect woman!

bigphatcat

....one more thing for perfect mistress....She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

jessilyn76

I always thought that all guys were REALLY looking for in a perfect mistress was a warm hole......?

Eh, shows what I know.

tlcarolinagirl

Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Redhead
- Green Eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 140 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

I got 1/7...although I make a better FWB...

Mischievous_Rascal

Damn, an inch short and three pounds light...whatcha gonna do?

DamePiglet

....one more thing for perfect mistress....She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

this guy has it right.

let's face it... the "perfect" mistress doesn't expect a ride on the back of a bike.
And we're all about the same height when we're horizontal. Js.

ScorpionQwean

Hello! :happy: ; however, I can't be a mistress.... just a wife only

American_Made

im taking applications haha

maab_connor

I'm a simple guy...
She just needs to be breathing.

so picky.

Riffraft1960

Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Redhead
- Green Eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 140 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

So you want Christina Hendricks, not a bad choice

srmchan

Me and a couple guys I ride with took a poll of what attributes make up the perfect mistress, and now they are rolling it into a contest to find the area's "perfect mistress". So let me know if you meet the following...we can split the prizes:
- Redhead
- Green Eyes
- 5 foot 6 inches tall
- 140 pounds
- Has Curves in all the right places
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types

Sounds a lot like my wife... with a few exceptions. She's a blue-eyed redhead, prefers wine to bourbon, not much for smoking but loves when I cook on my smoker, and her preferred mode of transportation is by horse or in a Corvette. She's a good one (meaning the wife, not the Corvette), so I reckon I'll keep her.

Good luck in your search. If you find a good redhead, hang on tight.

funforsports

They just have to look good and act bad.

chelstakencharge

if she were really perfect wouldn't she be your wife?

Galatea_Stone

Yes,
Yes,
inch too tall
125
damn skippy
yes, but better in a convertible
yes, YES, and meh.

For the record, the minute you get bored with her, even if she meets all that criteria, she sets your bike on fire and tells on you.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Me no share

Me2FitMe

- Redhead (nope)
- Green Eyes (nope)
- 5 foot 6 inches tall (def not!)
- 140 pounds (close)
- Has Curves in all the right places (quite possible)
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace (quite possible)
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types (nope, sure, sure)

.... Hmmm

SugarBaby71

Finally something I can work with...

Okay so I'm brunette, but I've been thinking red would be fun for summer... I have brown eyes, but I'm so great you won't care.
I am 5'6"
A gentleman would never ask my weight
I think I've got the curves covered
I've been known to share a cigar:smokin: ... I've been known to have a bourbon:drinker: ... and I'm fascinated with the dominant biker types ..

LC458

wow this is getting crazy! I think I'm gonna create my own too...

Perfect Carnival Operator

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_crafty_

Me no share

:flowerforyou:

TheRoadDog

Damn, an inch short and three pounds light...whatcha gonna do?

Nothing a pair of heels and a sandwich can't cure.