Perfect Mistress
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So many beautiful women to choose from. How can we narrow the field? Leather and Lace modeling competition?0
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- Redhead - Yeap - dyed red, does that count?
- Green Eyes - Nothing that colored contacts can't fix
- 5 foot 6 inches tall - Can wear 5" heels
- 140 pounds - Yeap
- Has Curves in all the right places - Yeap
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace - Yeap
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types - Yeap0 -
I'm a simple guy...
She just needs to be breathing.
Thank god there is someone with common sense! Breathing with a good personality is what you guys should be asking for! Not beauty requirements! All you should be asking for is a girl who is sanitary with a good personality!!!0 -
I'm a simple guy...
She just needs to be breathing.
Thank god there is someone with common sense! Breathing with a good personality is what you guys should be asking for! Not beauty requirements! All you should be asking for is a girl who is sanitary with a good personality!!!
I'm willing to settle for a gal with a relaxed moral attitude and Daddy issues.0 -
- Redhead Brunette -- meaning I have a much more stable temperment (most of the time)
- Green Eyes -- Dirty green I guess -- hazel
- 5 foot 6 inches tall -- 5' 4" what's a couple inches among friends? I won't call you on yours if you don't call me on mine
- 140 pounds -- not currently, but getting there.
- Has Curves in all the right places -- check.
- Looks good on the back of my Bike in Leather and Lace -- well, yes, but I look MUCH better on my own next to you
- Likes include: Cigars, Bourbon, Dominant Biker Types -- stopped smoking so that I could keep breathing, stopped drinking 'cause I'd drank my lifetime allotment already, LOVE Dominants and biker types and if you're both hey we should be talking...
All in all, not very close :laugh:0 -
....one more thing for perfect mistress....She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
That's what they all tell me!0 -
Or Gemma Teller? If youre into the mature thing I guess0
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Hmm Im not any of these but I promise Id look good on your bike LOL
And yeah I love bourbon but Im not sharing0
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