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National Chocolate Candy Day Beachwoman 2006! Chocolate bacon candy, only God should be allowed to partake. National Card Playing Day In the history of playing card games, I found polo sticks, coins, swords, cups, roses, bells, acorns, hearts, spades, clubs and diamonds, but no races. Call a Friend Day That Quaker you…
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National Fruitcake Day Definition according to Marlion Webster: an inedible cake re-gifted annually on Christmas, or your very own Cousin Eddie. Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day One of the most anticipated days of the year in retirement homes and kindergartens. Visit the Zoo Day It's currently five below zero here. All the…
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This Is It's About Time Week. OK all you Right Wingers, you get one week and then shut the hell up. 7878787878787878787878787878787 National Candy Cane Day In case you're not tired of cookies and candy yet. National Whiner's Day This is it. You get one day, and then tomorrow wake up realizing if she won, nothing would…
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National Date Nut Bread Day Yes. Going with out with someone who is just a bit off can be expensive, but oh so fun. Santa Claus Flight Clearance Day His flight plan is slightly complicated and can cause havoc in the sky if not properly co-ordinated. Chipmunks Day https://youtu.be/KY6Qql0qyik Birthdays: Meghan Elizabeth…
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Don't Make Your Bed Day Only anal retentive people make their beds, unless they expect company. International Dalek Remembrance Day Only the crumpet suckers would make bad guys who look like salt and pepper shakers. National Flashlight Day That's an a National French Fried Shrimp Day The best come in clear brown paper…
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National Sangria Day. Add fruit to any alcohol, it becomes medicinal. Go Caroling Day. If the occupant of any house does not offer an alcoholic libation, sing until they do or until the cops approach. Mudd Day. I bet he regretted taking the Hippocratic Oath. Games Day. Facebook is the biggest playground in history, isn't…
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National Oatmeal Muffin Day. Is there anything more delicious to wake up to? Yes, just about anything. National Hard Candy Day. Only in America could 86,400 seconds, or 1,440 minutes, or an entire 24 hours be devoted to worshiping something that can only make us fatter. Ilex Aquifolium Day. The beautiful berries are…
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This is: Gluten-free Baking Week. Let's all avoid that terrible poison that 1% of the population needs avoid. Saturnalia, Please bring togas that you wouldn't mind a few unknown stains on. */*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/* Flake Appreciation Day. Be nice to him. Allow weird uncle Willie to use your Match.com page to find the one…
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Gluten-free Baking Week
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What Day Is It?
National Cupcake Day. Only one please. We need enough for everyone. National Lemon Cupcake Day. OK, two if they're imitation, faux, ersatz, lemon flavored. National Wear Your Pearls Day. IMO most guys will not observe this holiday. Zamenhofa Tago. Hodiaŭ ni festas la naskiĝon de Lejzer Zamenhof. Underdog Day.…
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National Bouillabaisse Day. Door County cheese heads call it a fish boil. Monkey Day. Today we celebrate our wise cousins who taught us the proper way to eat a Musa acuminata. Roast Chestnuts Day. I'd like to know who saw these ugly, spiny things hanging on a tree and thought "if I roast these on an open fire, they would…
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What Day Is It?
National Cocoa Day. Cindys! National Violin Day. Violin, a ukulele played with with your bow after you run out of arrows, praying that mortal enemy you tried to kill won't kill a budding musician. National Day of the Horse. Perhaps Judge Roy can ride off into the sunset on the same horse he rode into town on yesterday.…
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Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts. Trust me. It's not worth the jail time if you get caught in fulfillment. National Ding-a-Ling Day. I've been waiting 45 years for Franky's call, and so far... Gingerbread House Day. They don't do well in humid, wet climates. National Ambrosia Day. Leave it to America to discover a way to…
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No fun week long celebrations this week. International Mountain Day. Do you have any idea how much pain a mountain feels with every hammer blow on a piton? National App Day. Why doesn't Playstore have an app for that? Green Monday. Yes, Let's bring the green back into Chri$tma$. National Noodle Ring Day. If you really wash…
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National Cotton Candy Day. Do they make sugar free cotton candy? Is belly button lint tasty? National Letter Writing Day. Not email, not texting, not I-ming, not face booking, Not Whatsapping, Not Snapchatting. Use real paper, lined or not, made from chopped down something and a pen or pencil (if you don't know what they…
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National Gazpacho Day. As everyone knows, Gazpachos were first discovered in the new world by Amerigo Vespucci and brought back to Spain where they were domesticated. Mitten Tree Day. This is the traditional day to go deep into the forest to find the perfect mitten tree and gather it's fruits for winter wear. Put on your…
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World Soil Day. I've come to two conclusions: First, we will never run out. Second, if there is a baby in the house we will never run out. Krampusnacht. Have you been naughty or nice? It's too late now. Bathtub Party Day. Anyone have a really big tub and a bunch of booze? International Creep Like a Ninja Day. You don't…
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This is: Buckwheat Month. https://youtu.be/UZDsBdB9sgg Bingo's Birthday Month. This is really huge in retirement homes and Catholic Church halls. mmmmmmmmmmmnmm This week is: International Coelenterate Biology Week. For those of you who don't know what coelenterate Biiology is I'll define it for you. It's the study of…
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This is: National Tie Month. To celebrate I shall be certain to tie one on multiple times. National Impaired Driving Prevention Month. If you text or use your damn cell phone for anything other than a paper weight while driving, may you drive into a marsh and sink into six feet of pond scum surrounded by big spiders. Safe…
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Stay at Home Because You Are Well Day. Do you have the nerve? Do you really feel secure about your job? Call in or when you arrive at your place of employment and tell your boss "I feel great. I'm taking the day off". Perpetual Youth Day. I don't hate being the one to tell you, BUT that is a fallacy. You will get old. Then…
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National Lemon Creme Pie Day. One of the best pies for the face. The Customer is Wrong Day. If you think the customer is always right, there are job openings at Zayer's, Circuit City and the DNC. National Package Protection Day. Be careful out there, guys. Electronic Greeting Card Day. Please, no sexting. Last November 29…
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Make Your Own Head Day. If you can do this, I want to watch. Giving Tuesday. I think this began yesterday because our beloved mail carrier dropped off the most "we need your money guilt ridden beseeches" ever in one day, including one from the Dalai Lama. I want to know who gave him my address. Turkey Leftover Day. It's…
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This is week #48 of 52 and the Bears suck just a bit more with each passing weak. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ National Craft Jerky Day. Chew on these: Horse Jerky, Zombie Jerky, Whale Jerky, Turkey Perky Jerky, or Kangaroo Jerky. National Pie in the Face Day. If you happen to spy me carrying a pie, it's not for you. So just…
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National Sardines Day. Why are they packed in like sardines? National Day of Listening. As a single man I can get away with listening to a woman and not hear thing. Buy Nothing Day. Celebrating this on Black Friday could cause a crack in the time continuum and revert us back the the stone age or into the future with the…
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Drinksgiving. 99% of us are off tomorrow and it's common knowledge that turkey and cranberries cure a hangover, plus Uber was created for days like this. National Tie One on Day. No, tie your apron on getting ready for tomorrow's feast and wake up at 4 AM tonight in a panic attack remembering that you forgot to defrost…
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World Hello Day. Say "hello" like you mean it to every stranger you pass today. For the rest of the day they will be trying to figure out how the hell they know you. False Confession Day. Confess to an affair you didn't have and wait for the fun you will never have for the rest of your miserable existence...or don't.…
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This is: Better Conversation Week. I would love to hear some of the political conversations at the Thanksgiving repasts this year. Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease Week. My guess is it will peak Thursday and Friday. National Game and Puzzle Week. That huge jigsaw puzzle Granny is almost done with will be annihilated by…
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Lifetime
BTW, I made lifetime last week (as he pats himself on the back). B)
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Homemade Bread Day. Please be careful with this one. It's 20 years hard time if you get caught. National Unfriend Day. Anything over 3,587 Facebook friends tells me you are just a bit too needy. National Farm Joke Day. I stole this: First Dairy Farmer: My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it. Second Dairy Farmer: Did…
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National Fast Food Day. Breakfast, Dunkin Donuts. Coffee break, Starbucks. Lunch, Burger King. Dinner, McDonalds. Drunk, Taco Bell. World Philosophy Day. Philosophy and Taco Bell in the same post? Never happen. Have a Party with Your Bear Day. Whether it be stuffed or big and hairy, party on Garth. National Button Day.…
