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Old Stuff Day. Are you really ever going to use that old stuff you're saving? Then why do you still have it? National Banana Cream Pie Day Bananas are a good source of Dietary Fiber, Vitamin C, Potassium, Manganese, and Vitamin B6. Ergo, banana cream pie is health food. Midnight at the Oasis Begins- Yuma, AZ. Send your…
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This Is: Quinoa Month. Good. Let's pay homage to tiny seeds that are so healthy for you that the first people to eat them are extinct. National On-Hold Month. In honor of utility companies and cable providers. National Irish American Heritage Month. Bring on the Jameson, Powers and Bushmills. National Pig Day. And on the…
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Car Keys and Small Change Day. 427 years ago a tailor had the foresight to invent a place for car keys, nickles and dimes. Today we call it a pocket. World Spay Day. Goldfish hate this. National Public Sleeping Day. Please...wear something. International Pancake Day Races. Olney, Eng. vs Liberal, KS. Call your bookie…
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This Is Telecommuter Appreciation Week. Toast all the bosses who believe working from home improves productivity while in reality all it does is ensure that you will never be late for work. National Kahlua Day. If anything were to be added to my coffee, it would be alcoholic coffee. International No Brainer Day. It is what…
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National Tortilla Chip Day. Without them nachos would just be a plate of melted cheese. Women in Blue Jeans Days 24 and 25. 1:30 PM tomorrow: Shopping Your Meat and Unwanted Critters. Obnoxious Day. Something I can really get my teeth into. Maybe I'll eat nachos with an open mouth or perhaps smack gum on an elevator. World…
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Curling is Cool Day. What could possibly be cooler than sliding a chunk of Blue Hone stone down the ice with people sweeping imaginary dirt out of the way? The excitement and anticipation just can't be reproduced in any other sport. International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. No matter the color, they all taste the same…
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Inconvenience Yourself Day. I know. This is a tough one. Don't take that parking space closest to the door. Go one space down and as an added celebration, straddle the line. No one will mind. Be Humble Day. It's only one day a year. You can do this. National Margarita Day. Make mine double tequila and hold the triple sec…
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International Mother Language Day. Our ancestors came here from all over the globe and didn't have to "press one". If you want to live here, learn the language. National Sticky Bun Day. If it's ooey, gooey, sticky, and you need a shower after eating it, you know it was worth every bit. Card Reading Day. If the inside of a…
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This Is National Justice for Animals Week. Coyotes cannot get a fair trial in America. National Handcuff Day. It's really quite funny watching a coyote walk wearing handcuffs. Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day. Noon. Today. Do it. Toothpick Day. 145 years of not having to use your fingers to eat cocktail wienies. National…
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My Way Day. Sometimes celebrated as leaving a certain court room, but not as leaving another...for 20-30. National Champion Crab Races Day. Only from the best dark corner hookers. National Cabbage Day. You're going to wait a month for the other half. National Café au Lait Day. If you enjoy Café au Lait, fork over your man…
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Do a Grouch a Favor Day. Ask him to close a car door on your hand. Let the elevator door close when someone is hurrying to catch it. Kyoto Protocol Day. How's that working for you? Not. National Innovation Day. Get ready for a short rant. First, we voted for the two worst candidates in our history. Second, we voted for…
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Singles Awareness Day. Thanks for reminding me. St Skeletor's Day. The singles' bars should be busy tonight. National Gumdrop Day. Please stop doing that. It leaves dark spots all over the sidewalk and stepping in it is annoying. Lupercalia. Hide your goats, dogs and females. Birthdays: Lois Patrice Griffin, 44 Matthew…
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Quirky Alone Day. Today is your day. It's OK to do it alone. Singles Appreciation Day. No box of chocolates for you. Extraterrestrial Visitor Day. No green card? Come back in 90 days. National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day. Cindy! National Condom Day. Tommie, those are daddy's balloons, not your's. Library Lovers Day. Not…
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This is International Friendship Week. Words to destroy a man's ego: "Let's be friends." This is Love a Mensch Week. Pretty much the same as "Let's be friends." National Wingman's Day. Be a good mensch and take one for your buddy at the singles' bar. Madly In Love With Me Day. Does you left hand get jealous? Get a…
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International Winter Bike to Work Day. Good luck with that today if you live in the Northeast. Full Snow Moon. Those of you in the Northeast can celebrate with a hot toddy after you dig out. Teddy Day. Please, guys, leave this to the women. What you see in the mirror is not what anyone wants to see. National Flannel Day. I…
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Develop Alternative Vices Day. You're an adult. One vice is no longer sufficient. National Odontalgia Day. Who decided this is something to celebrate? National Pizza Day. Pizzas are round, have never had feathers, and are cut into squares, except deep dish, which would be unwieldy. Read in the Bathtub Day. Your book gets…
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National Molasses Bar Day. Have you ever tried sugar-free molasses bars? Of course not. They wouldn't be molasses bars. Laugh and Get Rich Day. It doesn't work. Money works. Leadership Success Day. Our new President appears to be having a slight problem with this one. National Kite Flying Day. Put on your long johns,…
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Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day. Hands up. Wiggle ALL of your fingers. Feel weird because your neighbor now believes you are. Ballet Day. This could be incorporated into your finger wave along with tights and tutus for a truly interesting effect. National Fettuccine Alfredo Day. There are many recipes for low…
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This is Dump Your Significant Jerk Week. You only have 8 days left to save yourself. Canadian Maple Syrup Day. So much better than Cuban maple syrup. National Chopsticks Day. American tradition that makes eating pudding a challenge. National Frozen Yogurt Day. In the spirit of modern obesity, let's take a healthy food and…
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National Wedding Ring Day. It's worn on the ring finger of the left hand because, if you are like me, that finger is just a useless appendage that refuses to do anything but hold a ring. National Patient Recognition Day. It's fairly easy. They are usually the ones in the beds wearing ugly gowns designed to bare their…
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Hedgehog Day. They are best skinned and deep fried, but save the rain forest and use the spines for cocktail skewers and tooth picks. National Heavenly Hash Day. Recipe for a lite version: Pineapple chunks, blend well Self Renewal Day. Prior to PC this was get off your a_ss day. World Play Your Ukulele Day.…
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February is Pull Your Sofa Off The Wall Month. I want to know how it got up there. Spunky Old Broads Month. Get off that sofa on the wall, go to a singles' bar and have at it. Creative Romance Month. PJ's, sweats and flannel are not conducive to creativity. Hula in the Coola Day. Get your grass skirts, coconut bras, malos…
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This is the second holiest of all weeks. This is Meat Week. Second only to Bacon Week, if you didn't already know. National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. More addicting than crack. National Escape Day, I'm not sure. This is either the day most people escape the cold or marriages. Inane Answering Message Day. "At the sound…
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National Pre-school Fitness Day. If your 5 year old can't do 50 push-ups and do a mile under 5 minutes, you are a bad parent. National Punch The Clock Day. If harming time pieces and your fist is your bowl of cherries, you need help that you won't find here. Crapper Day. He didn't invent it. He just had the right name at…
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Clashing Clothes Day. One of the things my ex used to say to me was "are you going to wear those together?" Now I do and she doesn't. National Peanut Brittle Day. Probably best not celebrated on the way home from the dentist. Warning: may be manufactured in a plant processing nuts. Dental Drill Appreciation Day. I'm so…
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A Room of One's Own Day. Cherished as a teen. Shared as a spouse. Cherished as a parent. National Irish Coffee Day. The reason God blessed us with barley. Observe the Weather Day. This is January. I want to observe the weather from Maui, not northern Illinois. National Opposite Day. Those pants make your butt look great.…
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Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day. Dagnabbit! Thars some nasty varmints in them thar hills. Ah seen a rat as big as mah hat. Beer Can Appreciation Day. Littering highways for 82 years. National Peanut Butter Day. Let's get this one right. Peanut butter is not a powder, and Warning: Peanuts - May contain nuts. National…
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This Is International Hoof-Care Week. Mani-pedis aren't only for mares any more. National Handwriting Analysis Week. Soon to be a forgotten skill. National Handwriting Day. Eventually, Americans will need someone to to translate the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution from cursive. National Measure Your Feet…
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International Day of Acceptance. Otherwise known as Inauguration Day. International Sweatpants Day. PLEASE never, ever wear sweatpants outside of a gym. Unless you have the perfect butt, they are not at all a good look. National Buttercrunch Day. That first candy to find in your box of chocolates. International Fetish Day.…
