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Meathead Chronicles: Volume I
Meathead Chronicles: Volume I "How often do you run/jog?" Never. If I'm running, it's because something has gone horribly wrong, and I'm out of ammo ... and/or ... zombies. "Guys who constantly workout are Neanderthals who are overcompensating for low intellect." True. And it's pronounced "nee-an-der-TALL." Yeahhh, then…
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Someone thought I was hot... I'm offended!!
It never ceases to amaze me the number of MFP members that are "offended" by people "hitting on them." Really? You created, then posted attractive "selfies" of yourself in a bathing suit , standing in front of your own mirror, with your own cell phone, because you, yourself, think you're hot... and you're morally outraged…
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Shakira
Saturday's Random Thought... Shakira is a beautiful, beautiful woman. However, whomever keeps telling her that she's "talented," and that she should "keep making records..." should be flogged. Severely. With extreme prejudice. Happy Weekend.
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Sarcasm
Why are so many members of MFP offended by sarcasm? How can you improve yourself, if you're not willing to laugh at yourself a little? I cannot WAIT to see the responses to this. :laugh:
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East Tennessee??
Any fitness-workout-meathead types from East Tennessee around?
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How to be Meaty...
So, this is what I do... I'm not a trainer... I'm just a meathead. (And this isn't to say I'm "right," this is only to say that the following works for me...) (Oh, and the word "meathead" is not offensive to those of us who are actually meatheads.) Food and Calories: + All natural food (I have adopted a lifestyle of…
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Getting Healthy --vs-- Losing Weight
If you're here to "lose weight," you will likely fail. You can lose half your body weight by using a chainsaw to hack-off your legs. That doesn't mean you'd be healthier nor look better in a Speedo. Focus on being healthier. Period. Eat Better Stop worrying about how many calories are in the latest ChemicalNutriCrap Bar.…
