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Cowboys from Hell - Pantera (That's as "way-back" as I get)

Shakira es tone-deaf-o.

Thanks for the post. So, um, nudes?? (kidding)

Ahhhh, my Molly. Have I mentioned lately that I e-love you?

YAY!

Me? Never.

Ok... she's cute... but... does that mean she can sing?

Beuler?

...Not to be confused with "man candy." Though, "man *kitten* candy" is just unacceptable, period. ;)

Agreed. Something gets lost in translation, when being sarcastic via text message.

So it's just us, huh?

Really? No one?

That's often known as "Minnesota Nice" or "Southern Polite." Many people would rather hear/read something "pretty" yet patently untrue, rather than hear/see the truth presented in a cold, blatant manner. The MFP forums are RIDDLED with this sentiment. So long as you say things that are "nice," you're often applauded. Say…

I think on Ke$ha's albums, they actually record 14 cats in a washing machine.

Shakira's hips don't lie... they said that she's tone-deaf.

Now... that is nice. Mostly, because there's no sound.

I agree with the sentiment that people should just leave other people alone. I wouldn't notice if most people were in the middle of the street... on fire... let alone what they were eating at lunch. Caring about crap like that takes WAY too much energy.

Um.. yeh.. but.. um... yeah, you kinda compared eating meat to raping women. You really did. I read the whole thing... and you're adorable as hell... but... um... yeah... ya kinda did. ;)

So... knock-knock jokes and balloon animals for you then?

Don't lick Busey. You'll get mad cow disease.

Really? Her voice doesn't sound like 14 cats in a washing machine to you? Don't get me wrong... she's gorgeous. And she can dance. And she's sexy as hell... but... singing? Really?

I literally have no idea what point you're trying to convey there.

Reading that, I feel the same way I felt the first time I saw two women making-out... Confused, yet definitively turned-on.

"Eye candy" is likely a compliment... If one were to call me "*kitten* candy," however...

I'm offended by that. ;)

Sarcasm on a weak mind, is a terrible thing to... waist. (Oh yes, I just did.)

Because we're dudes. Cute face + ovaries + Internet connection = hit-on-able We'll fill in the blanks later.

I'm no Dr. Phil, but.....

Actually, it was spawned from another string in which a woman was berating "married and taken people" who flirt online. She was apparently morally outraged at married/taken men that found her attractive. Oddly related, did you know that a well-placed space turns "therapist" into "the rapist?" I can't say I feel the same,…

Hahahahaha.